It was morning and I was looking at Johnny talking to the gravedigger or Carter Slade the former ghost rider that stole from Mephistopheles. He has already taken the scroll from this old fart of a man. They were speaking of him going to give it to his girlfriend.
I just notice but what do almost all the heroes would be a simp? Well, now it's almost night time and they were heading towards the old town. Forgot the name so I went closer to them and said. "Hey" I wave my hands while saying it to them.
They look at me cautiously. Carter looks for a moment and said. "Well, what do we have here? foe or allie?" He asks pointing his gun straight on my head.
Raising my hands in the air meaning I wasn't a treat. "Calm down old man just wanting to help," I said with a small smile on my face. Raising his eyebrows he looks at Johnny who looks at him before nodding his head.
Slowly retreating his gun he held out his hands for a handshake. I took it with a mal smile. "Carter...Carter Slade" He said before I look at Johnny who I also shook hands with. "Johnny...Johnny Blaze pleasure to be working with you" I said before I spoke they both got one the bike before turning to ghost rider.
"Let's ride," They both said at the same time before taking off. I jump in the air landing on the horse made of flames and bones. "Ahh hot, hot," I said almost falling off the horse but I held in. I look at his gun and slowly touch it curiously.
Carter saw me and slap my hands away. "Don't touch it" He said with a small sigh not knowing if its the right choice letting me follow. I look around before my eyes fall again on his gun. I slowly came closer to it before I touch it again having it fired one bullet.
*Bang*
The horse and Carter look over to me while I whistle innocently not minding what their face was saying while Johnny looks like he made a really great mistake taking me with them.
What you expect it's a cool fucking ass gun-like skin from a gun game. now that I mention it it does look like one of these skin from a gun game from an even zombie mode.. (A/N: Img)
Slowly we made it towards our destination I also saw a lizard burned until the only bone was left mind you. we were a couple of meters away from it. Keep on wondering why the bones also didn't turn black or turn to ashes this got to be one of the wonders of the world.
As the sun slowly came out of the horizon Carter looks at me before he kicks the shit out of me off his horse. "The fuck man don't need to kick me," I said while I stand from the ground and patting myself.
He looks at Johnny he nodded his head before saying. "This is how far I could go," He said getting the gun out of his waist tossing it to Jhonny.
"Stay in the dark," He said as he runs away from the sunlight going back towards his place but another sound came out that I can Johnny heard. "Don't let that kid do anything stupid"
"Hey, I'm not stupid!" I shouted back as Johnny looks at me weirdly. I hope on his bike as we both started to ride in the middle of a swamp. The fucking motorcycle is rider above a 20 feet deep pond that Jonny I repeat Johnny's feet can reach.
The fucking magical banana isn't enough now we have magical long legs and feet reaching 20 feet below the waters. Sighing to my self I waited until Johnny got drag to the bottom of the waters as flames erupted from it with a howl of another fallen angle dying.
Once he got out of the water we were now drenched in thick dirty water as we headed in the run-down town. I look at him before opening my mouth. "Ok I know it been a few years but how the fuck no one ever found this place it's only a few hour's drives," I said scratching the back of my head taking out my banana gun.
Looking at me he also opened his mouth to speak. "Who cares we need to hurry come on," He said heating in the largest building in this ruined town the church yes not sketchy as hell. I sigh and walk with him readying my weapon my banana in my right-hand banana gun on my left hand.
Once we got in front of the church he asks me to stay inside while he goes in it. "You stay here I'll go inside if I need your help ill ask for you ok?" He asks I nodded my head. "Don't worry I'll handle it" I said while thinking. 'Yea I'm ma go ballistic inside when he appeared in it' I thought to myself while thinking about one of my skills.
"Ok Hoodini," I said while I felt the mana around me I look at my banana gun and imagine it was like that in the show when Johnny uses them in the shadow. It slowly turned gray and flames burning from the sides. It looks cool for me not sure to you guys. "Ok I'm ready"
I said as thousands of souls came out of the ruined building going towards the church. knowing it's my time I kick the door opened and started to shut this disgusting mother fucker in the corner like a bitch. "HAAAA HOO HOO HOO MOTHER FUCKER"
*Bang* *Bang* *Bang* *Bang* *Bang* *Bang* *Bang* *Bang*
*Bang* *Bang* *Bang* *Bang* *Bang* *Bang* *Bang* *Bang*
*Bang* *Bang* *Bang* *Bang* *Bang* *Bang* *Bang* *Bang*
Every hit I did slowly turned this multiple life hell boy to ashes as Johnny looks at me his face saying. 'The fuck you doing man?'. "IM FUCKING DOING MY JOB HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" I scream in the top of my longs.
The now deform man look at me in anger while he got weaker from every bullet I fired. "YOU!" He said pointing at me with his demon voice. I shook my head and pointed at Johnny. "It was his plan, not mine" Once I said it he looked at Johnny and growled but I fired one bullet more in his face before I got close to him using my funana I beat the shit out of him slapping him in the face with the banana.
It was very funny actually his face change every time I hit him it even once made a ***** face like what the fuck is this guy? gay or what? Don't know that in the show or he's just hiding it. (A/N: I have a gay friend that said I can place this joke in so its all good)
I look at Johnny while making the shit out of this man. "Hello? Use your Ghostrider powers or shit this man" I said as Johnny nodded his head and took hold of the demon boy and burn his souls using the thousand or millions of souls with In the scroll.
[Level up}
Once he died I heard the sound of notification I level up once and claimed my rewards. Looking at Johnny once more that was holding his lover I wave my hands and press the world travel. As my vision faded I once again saw the devil smiling at the two as I vanish in the air leaving them behind.