Back in the car the tension was gone. Everyone seemed relaxed, and of course the conversation turned to my upcoming demise. I wish these gossiping fucks would leave me alone, not only did I have my two sisters in law to deal with, but now I had her father and her uncle adding in their two cents worth.
"Boy I'm telling you, my little girl can hold a mean grudge and she's got a mean streak a mile wide, you tell him Al."
"Yep, we've got the scars to prove it, remember that time she hid all the keys in the house and fucked up the phones so we couldn't call out?"
"Shit, I thought we were under attack or some shit."
Tony and his sidekick were eating it up, I was just sitting there keeping my cool; she'll be fine.
"Why did she do that?" Mikey was leaning over the back seat like a four year old at story time.
"We missed her school play." They laughed and shook their heads.
"What? That's it?"