Descendance

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N: I'd join you if the sun didn't kill me. Hope you have any important character growth or something though.

Uzi: Just can't wait to murder all humans, classic robot stuff. I hope they're sitting pretty on Earth because WE'RE coming for them!

(She then begins to laugh maniacally as a portal opens up, swallowing the car she's sitting on. N, who notices the predicament, braces his strength to dip with her)

V, who was still restrained: HEY, WHAT ABOUT ME?!

(By the time Uzi's finished laughing, she notices herself in the open area. A sticking landmark nearby's a simply giant USB)

Uzi: Huh? What is this place? (notices N, half roasted) What happened to you?

N: I think there's a bigger question (points to the red grate) right there.

???: Do you seek to kill off all mankind?

Uzi: Duh, what's asking?

???: To do that requires a lot of changes. Your "friend" will do the most so.

N: I hope that change requires a new air freshener.

(Meanwhile, at Inkopolis...)

Malware, with a microwave on his head: ERROR! ERROR! Retreating to nearest ally.

Lo: Everyone, hop on.

(The gang then clings onto Malware, including the soberly awake Maya, as it heads out of the hall)

Kel: Would these inklings be okay?

Mario: You kidding, we just haywire the source of their power. They'd at least be free right now.

(Just then, the mayor comes out of hiding)

Mayor: Oh thank goodness that tyrant's gone. At least we're all at one piece.

Assistant: Sir, I think it's not over yet.

(the two then look outside as the Absolute Cult's symbol flashes onto the screen. Based on the scenery, it seemed the town's far from over)

Lucinia: Lo, I've detected we're heading through Hyrule.

Lo: Wait... Kirby, back at the TV store, does one of those guys manage to take over Hyrule?

(The gang then gets blinded as they saw what appears to be a giant transparent Play Button on the sky)

Kirby: I'm afraid so. (begins to sweat profusely) Boy, it's so hot!

Malware: Warning. System overheated. Heading to the nearest cooling station.

(Malware then heads directly to the Hyrulean moats, shaded from the intense heat. As he takes a plunge, the gang disembarks onto a nearby room)

Maya: (regains slight consciousness) Ok, why is the room almost a million degrees out there.

Mario: There's no time. Let's head to the spaghetti banquet for relief.

~Hyrule Castle, March 22, 12:34 PM~

Kel: This is it, babe. This is the chance we'll know what mother's life looked like back there.

Lo: I hope it's something worth for show. (notices a portrait of the royal family, showing Zelda of a younger age & a woman with the hairstyle a bit familiar of Senko's) Wait...

Mario: Guys, it looked like we're not the only ones.

(Mario & the gang then looked onto the grand hall, as it is filled with dehydrated civilians)

Kel: This is perfect. Surely one of those people knows what my mom's like, right?

Mario: I got this. (heads at the front of the staircase) CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE???

Kirby: Oh no...

Mario: DO ANY OF YOU KNOW ABOUT SENKO-SAN???

(His announcement's so loud that not only the crowd hears it, but also the giant beast outside)

Maya: Are you kidding with me right now, Mario?! We're gonna get ourselves- (suddenly, the Hyrulean guards surround them) caught.

Zelda: (comes out of the hallway) What brings you here to our kingdom?

Lo: Please, Your Majesty. It's a big misunderstanding. We're going to save you all.

Zelda: As if. Just a while ago, the beast spawned a giant transparent rectangle in the sky. The light on it is so extensive, it overheated our army & Divine Beasts. This is the only place where it's cool enough for all of us to think, & you compromised it.

Kel: I'm so sorry this just happened. But frankly, I want to know what my mother Senko's like.

Zelda: (seems shook from that name) Senko, was it?

Kel: Yeah, what about it?

Zelda: Well, she's...

(That's when the front walls burst, right as a giant green dinosaur with a blond bowl cut & a pink sweater came in)

Kirby: It's finally here.

Zelda: Everyone, head to the dining hall. There's enough space for all of you. (the dinosaur then broke through & is inside the grand hall) This will have to be our final stand.

Lo: Not if we can help it. Let's beat this ugly reptile together.

(Both Hyrulean soldiers & the gang brace to attack the "friend". Hero Link was trying to hack through her nails with his Master Sword but failed, while Zelda used her magic to restrain the beast)

Zelda: Soldiers, aim for the face.

(the soldiers aimed their crossbows & go directly to Susan's sub-ugly face)

Mario: You sure about this?

Lo: Nah, she'll be fine. That face is too ugly anyhow.

Susan: I'M... (breaks through her chains) NOT... (summons her demonic Oof Button Army) UGLY!!!!!

(The Oof buttons then rammed through her army like cannonballs. Zelda then brings back her chains, but in a weakened state. She's then accompanied by Kel & surprisingly her ghost ancestors)

Kel: I'm right behind you. So, you said you know about my mother?

Zelda: Yeah, she was MY mother!

Kel: (starts feeling uneasy, as it's like those cannonballs from earlier) What?! (gets hit by the Oof Button & crashes through the basement door)

Lo: KEL! (looks onto Susan, filled with rage) You leave my friends alone!

(As he charges through the dino, the nearby buttons glow yellow, & start following through him)

Mario: (tries fighting off the Button only to follow Lo instead) Kirby, you should take a look at this.

Kirby: This can't be. I have never seen this since my experience with the SMG.

Mario: I'm going to pretend I didn't hear it.

(Lo then prepares his saber to smite Susan, only that a portion of the Buttons became his steps. Blinded by determination, he didn't notice that his sword was being absorbed by the buttons to turn into a mallet. With one stroke, he struck the dino straight to the head, with a short glass-breaking noise upon impact)

Lo: Wait a minute...

(The beast then gets engulfed to white light, as the giant Button disappears)

Malware: Algorithm Disconnected. Sending news to master.

(When the light fades out, they saw Susan Wipeout on the Hyrulean flagpole, dozed off)

Link: (muffled grunts that translate to "WTF just happened?")

Kirby: We had a lot to explain here.

Lo: Wait, where's Kel?

(The gang then heads to the basement, where they're met on a giant catacomb)

Zelda: It says she must've been here.

(Zelda then opens the door, seeing Kel who overlooks a tomb, & a faded portrait)

Lo: Honey, what are you doing here?

Kel: Apparently, I figured out the truth of my heritage.

(The gang then looks onto the glass tomb, depicting a blond female. She has pristine pale skin, a gown akin to a Hyrulean queen, & a photo of an orange fox by her side)

Mario: What does this mean?

Kel: It means... (she then gazes to the portrait, where it shows the royal family & the queen having a decently sized bump) I'm would've been a princess.

Zelda & Lo: Oh bless my bagpipes.

End of Ch. 34