Cower0_0

Max is a cow boy. No, like he is a human cow. Max is a very energetic individual with everything. That includes intercourse. Max is basically a bunny on aphrodisiac at home with a a little bit of chloroform, but at school he's just that chill guy you hang out with. Did I forget to say that Max doesn't always look at everything thoroughly. Max decided that it was a good idea to apply for UA, a famous highschool for people with quirks. 

So get ready for some crackhead energy and a whole lot of gay stuff.

Hope you enjoy, Toodles!

(he also gets a few doggies)

(Also, the cover is not mine, nor is the anime)

The Fuzzy Farmer

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I looked at my phone and it was 5:00pm, so I turned off my TV and went to an open space. 


I decided I was gonna focus on my flexibility and strength.


I sat on the ground and started to do my warm ups. I stretched my legs out and went to touch touch my toes, I stayed like that for 10 seconds. I sat on my left foot and went to reach for my right foot and after 10 seconds, I switched. 


I tried to go into a split and I put both my hands on each side of me, so I wouldn't fall. I stretched my legs out further, so I could go lower and surprisingly my tush was 5 inches away from the wood flooring. 


I wanted to try the middle splits, so I got out of the regular splits and flopped my tush down on the floor. I spread my legs and Looked at how far apart my legs were. 


My legs were a obtuse angle and I needed them to be a straight angle. Anyway, Time to go jog.


"Babies!" I Exclaimed and my dogs all came out of their places and ran at me. Since, I was sitting on the ground, Rocco and Bear started to lick my face. "Hey, stop it" I said, but they didn't care.So, I tried to gently tap their face away from mine and eventually they stopped. "Thank you, darlings." I said to them and got up to go get their leashes. 


"Do any of you need to use the bathroom?" I asked them and they didn't do anything, so I assumed they didn't need to. I was gonna bring them to a dog park, but I can't because I don't have enough leashes and I don't want it to feel unfair if I only take two of my dogs on a walk or to the dog park.


So, I can only go on a walk by myself, but I have to fill the bowls with food and water. I walked to the kitchen and went to the pantry. I got the food and filled the bowls dog food and then decided to add some apple slices. Hopefully, they like it. 


I walked to my room and put on gray Nike shorts. I walked to my door and said," I love you, my darlings!" Then I put on my black Nike shoes and walked out the door and locked it.


I headed for the apartment stairs and jogged down the stairs to the sidewalk. 


Workout