Love eventually flows like water

A thousand years after the Undead Empire vanished, the little skeleton who used to farm was still tending to his fields, until the summoning portal reopened.
"Are you guys hungry? I’ve been farming for a thousand years and have stored a tiny bit of food."
"Have these fields been deserted? Can I plant things?"
"The princess's city on the hill doesn’t allow farming? Then never mind, I won't go."
"They want to tax me but won't let me farm? Wipe them out!"

Foreign Land Reclamation By a Vegetable-growing Skeleton

It doesn't make sense! As a distinguished Spring Noodle Hands, my movements are as fast as lightning, as flexible as a rope, and as swift as the wind. Even a Great Swordsman would find it hard to keep up with my movements. Could it be, all these people possess the sharp perception of a Sword Saint?


"Kid, what are you planning to do?" Luther asked, a little surprised yet also somewhat excited. A thief! In his life, he had never encountered a thief, let alone one bold enough to steal from him. My god, this was thrilling!


"Sorry, sorry, I just wanted to steal something. I messed up, my apologies. Can you let me go?" the thief said with a smile, although there was no sign of remorse on his face.


Luther was puzzled. "Letting you go just like that? Aren't you a thief? Why should I let you go? Shouldn't I take you to the sheriff?" 


The thief laughed. "The sheriff? I know him, and I often get to meet him, but if you don't let me go now, you'll never see him."


Chapter 294: Magic Crystal Cannon Bombards the City_2