Pilot -

Couldn't be better than an evening off of work? Persistent with my time, you say? So cocky! I spend my time with Video Games!

Sup. My name's Lucas White, and I'm the top player on Call Of Duty. You see, my mom was a gamer girl, and she destroyed me in Excalibur 4.

I wanted to be exactly like her, beating people in games you've ALWAYS seen before.

7:54 pm.

My house is great. Pictures of me as a baby. My family too. Two bedrooms and two bathrooms. My favorite thing in the house is my TV. Flat screen, 67 inches, that is.

I'm in front of my tv with a white t-shirt and khaki pants with a clear bowl of chips beside me. I started trash talking my friends on Call Of Duty till someone knocked on my door.

"Wait a sec. I have another person knocking on my door again. Don't let me die." I order.

I walked up to the door in my socks and looked through the eye hole. I unlock the door and say, "Yes? What do you need?"

This 15 year old girl wearing a girl scout uniform asked me, "Would you like to buy a countainer of cookies, sir?"

My stomach was surely growling at me, like a hyena in the west. I take out some money, and exchange it for cookies.

I go back in the house and eat a few cookies while playing games, which caused loads of crumbs to get stuck in the controller.

...

After another round or two, I decided to sleep on a movie, so I turned off my system, and turned on a comedy. I laughed myself to sleep.