Kurama's plan for freedom and Minato's Rage

{Today we will be doing something different Minato}

"Meaning no obstacle course of death and insanity today?" asked Minato cautiously.

{Today you will be doing something much less stressful. Today you get to watch 'A day in the life of Spawn' in 7d}.

"What?" asked Minato both understanding and not understanding at the same time.

{Nothing just go with my clone and you will undestand} Said Kurama as he formed a clone and let Minato follow it.

What is he planning? is what I thought when I saw Kurama's smile but he hasn't deceived me yet I will have to see what he is up to. How far have we even gone?

{This should be far enough} said the clone.

"Far enough for what?" I asked cautiously.

{Far enough that the experiment the main is doing won't affect us.}

"What experiment?"

{He is trying to see if he can recreate Kekkei-Genkai you know. Not body-dependent ones like the Sharingan or the Byakugan but chakra nature ones like wood, swift, snow, etc.} Said the clone.

This is bad very very bad I need to find some way to sabotage him.

{Don't even bother trying to sabotage me...on second thought do try your best because it will let me complete them faster if I have a test dummy on hand} said the clone.

"Then what are the trees and plants that surround us?". He has either already accomplished it and is distracting me from something he is planning or he genuinely trying to recreate the Kekkei-Genkai either one of them is a bad situation.

The clone snorted and tapped his foot on the ground. Immediately the grass was replaced with stone and the trees with pillars of rocks that were imitating dead trees.

"Genjutsu..." I said in realization. how had I not realized that?

{Now hurry up and calm down you are going to miss something...important regarding your spawn if you don't}

Minato put his doubts aside and touched the clones fur and his perception got altered.

Yin Kurama POV:

Now that annoying cellmate is away, I can finally address the other problem that has been bugging me.

'Display Hud'.

Immediately after I said that my vision changed I had a bar that represented my reserves which doubled as my health. I also had a tab that read 'Skills'.

My other half had tabs that read 'Inventory' which grayed out and a Mini-Map which was also grayed-out probably because we are still technically sealed.

According to my 'human' memories, this is the most basic of game elements and I am missing a 'Status' and 'Shop' and 'Quests' but I could do away with the last two as they are not really that important. The other thing that confuses me is my skills. Which are:

'Skills'

[Skills]

>Programming: level 30/100.

>Cooking: 10/100.

>Chakra Control: Level 80/100.

>Chakra Transformation: Level 75/100.

>Chakra Transfer: Level 100/100.

>Chakra Genration: Level 100/100.

>Chakra Sensing: Level 100/100.

>Demonification: Level 100/100.

>Solid Clones: Level 80/100.

>Genjutsu: Level 90/100.

>Transformation: Level 100/100.

Of all my skills The most enigmatic and one I couldn't really explain was 'Programing' according to my memories 'Programs' are instructions written for devices that are called 'computers'.But here it applies to seals or chakra itself if I am being bold.

I can 'write' commands for it to follow and the chakra follows it to a T.

For example, if I want to create a 'Fireball' normally I would imagine a ball of flames and mold my chakra into my lungs and breath it out but with 'Programing' I would say or 'command'=

And a ball of fire would appear in my hand, now while this is not very useful in combat or at least I haven't figured out its use in combat it makes seals look so simple that I find it hard to believe that I was ever trapped in those, for example, the 'Eight Sign Seal' looks something like this.

< Nature = Yin and Yang|

Function = {Create Space(),Isolate(),Bridge(),Siphon(),Purify(),Integritycheck(),Reform(),Store()}|

Source = Content or Container if Content has no chakra|

Structure = Chakra latice, Durabilty(10)|

Form = Mental Image of the container for 'prison'>

While every single word with () was an entire program on its own which I will not go into any time soon.

A/n: Smite me for I am lazy.

Now you might be wondering how I broke Minato's prison It was so simple it is actually hilarious.

I needed to the nature of the chakra that the seal siphoned from me so Yang and Yin instead of Yin and Yang.

You might be thinking that it's the same thing but it's not.

Chakra is like a wire with Yin acting as the metal core guiding everything and Yang surrounding it and giving it protection and form -yeah I know that's not how wires work but this is just an analogy- while the interaction between the two gives chakra it different properties from sticky-ness to elemental transformation.

When you reverse it's not very stable because Yang always follows Yin and not the other way around of course you can force it through sheer will but it will collapse because Yin will dissipate mixing with the Natural energy of the world while Yang is left without a guide hence collapse into one of many other forms of energy in existence.

A/N: Can someone tell me how I came up with all this?

I know this is probably confusing but let's get back to the seal. Normally it takes the wire and shear the yang and store it and take the yin and mixes it with 'blank' yin which since it is not connected to the 'will' of the source is susceptible to change will cause the yin to change to 'blank' yin, of course, this is not 100% effective as at least 60% of the inputted yin is purged as it doesn't lose it's original 'instructions'. The new 'blank' yin is wrapped in and released into the 'container' while the excess yang is used to repair, strengthen and replenish the seal. Now if I feed it 'anti chakra' the steering will take the yin with the instruction to 'shatter' and place it with the 'yang' in the seal which will as instructed 'shatter'.

I won't explain how I manipulated the Mind walkers seal as I am pretty sure that was either a fluke or the author using 'plot armor'.

Now you might be wondering what I am going to do. I could easily shatter the seal on 'Naruto' and hunt down 'Akatsuki' and Zetsu but that won't solve anything the stupid humans will continue to stay divided, My sibling and I will constantly have to fend off idiots and the blades known as the 10-tails and the Otsusuki will always be on top of our heads so I am going to go with the flow for now. I won't disturb Zetsu or his script but I will rewrite the ending. Besides, there are a lot of things I need to ask my 'father' and the best chance to do that will be by sticking to his favorite child's side.

For now tho I will have to achieve 100% chakra control and transformation with that I will...let's just say I will be able to make everything cool ever known to my 'human' part.

Ah yes, I can't really contact my siblings with my soul being split and all which reminds me I need to come up with new methods to both torture and train the regressing bastard known as the 4th Hokage. Speaking of whom,

With Minato.

The air around Minato was cold so cold in fact you could 3d print using water.

Minato thought his wife had a bad childhood but what he saw today was made him question whether sacrificing himself and his family for the village was even worth it?

{What's wrong Minato I thought you knew all this?} asked the clone

Minato didn't answer.

"Hey Kurama" called Minato.

{Yes?}

"What do I need to give you for you to destroy the village?"

The clone smiled looking genuinely amused.

{For a guy who split me and locked me up in you infant without actually properly thinking of the consequences all for your 'precious village' you sure changed your tone rather quickly. what happened?}

"You know exactly what happened! MY SON IS HANGING OUT WITH PROSTITUTES AND THIEVES WHILE MY STUDENT IS KEEPING AN EYE ON HIM" said Minato shaking in rage.

{You are the student of the second biggest open pervert to ever grace the blessed lands of shinobi. what did you expect? this is his way of showing him 'love' and honestly, they are doing a great job at teaching him how to control his emotions and the ins and outs of relationships.} replied the clone.

Minato calmed down after he heard the clone but not before destroying few 'trees'.

"You said Jiraiya was the second biggest pervert who was the first?" Asked Minato trying to distract himself.

{Someone known as Ogata Kuruo}

"The first one to sign the toad contract?" asked Minato surprised he had memorized all the names in the contract after all.

{I don't know about that but I could sense the lust he had in him from Kilometers away} answered the clone

"What about your experiment? did you succeed?" Minato asked the clone.

{Nope! but I still made progress} replied Kurama cheerfully as he came towards him dispelling his clone.

{Ready to meet your spawn?}

"Yeah and thanks"

{What for? I am doing this for my own joy but you are welcome nonetheless}.

Minato shook his head and smiled his eyes hiding the rage he was going to unleash on his 'teacher' and 'leader' after all Naruto had to get his pranking side from someone and Kushina was too much of a Tomboy to resort to 'pranking'.

TLDR: Kurama has Programing and a split interface showing him his abilities and Minato gets pissed seeing his son hanging out with Prostitutes and thieves.

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