Lullabybao

Zou Yue jumped to the side, dodging an extended claw of a growling zombie. 


A pair of warm hands gripped his small waist from behind and pulled him over to a sturdy chest. The same pair of hands slowly groped his chest.


“Brother fan w—what are you doing?!” Zou carefully looked up at him.


Fan Xui smirked mysteriously at him and removed the huge shades stylishly. A clear pair of eyes met Zou’s challengingly. “since I saved you just now, why don’t you give me a kiss?”


“you... you can see!!! Aren’t you blind!!!” Zou Yue glanced in shock. He pushed himself for of his body.


Fan Xui laughed out loud, gently caressing Zou’s long black hair. “are you gonna leave me now?,” he continued groping his barely their chest through his girly tank top.


“Fuck yeah!! Let go you poser.” he pushed him away and started shooting the zombies outside with renewed passion. Fan suddenly caught his wrist. “You bastard, what are you doing, let go of my hand. The zombies are coming!!!”


“Hmm okay,” Fan Xui let go. He swiftly snapped a fluffy handcuff snugly on his wrist, tying them both together. “Now we are tied together for live and death,”


“FAN. XUI!! Get this off of me!” Zou growled at him, but the young man just laughed happily.


“Sigh, you are beautiful even when you are angry, dear,” Fan Xui whispered and pulled him up for a passionate kiss. He gently bit those soft lips and moaned. “Delicious,”


Letting go, he slowly waved his hand towards the upcoming zombies and they are reduced to ashes.

Crossdressing To Survive An Apocalypse [BL]

Fan Xui blankly looked at his stupid friend who was doing something at the height of stupidity.

He decided to ignore him and continued to flip through the documents without a word.

Suddenly, a small swab poked his lips.

"Come on, say ah. For your dear darling childhood friend. Pleeaseee~"

He sighed loudly. "Qian, don't you have a job?"

"Yeah I'm doing it." he grinned exposing his thirty teeth.

Fan Xui just dully raised his brow. "Really? Bothering me is your job?"

"No finding the solution to all this is my job. I'm starting with you my friend. Your darling brain is my answer to all." Qian looked enthusiastic as he was storing the swab in a small bottle. "so do you realize it when the second Fan Xui comes online? Do you feel a tingle? A numbing sensation? or is it dizzying feeling?"

Chapter 268 - Prodding and probing