Che Was Beaten?

"Forget about e-bay, but we can get a few games. We don't usually have much entertainment, and we're tired of playing console games."

Gu Mingxuan said with a smile as he casually found himself a place to sit down. Even he would play console games every now and then for relaxation, let alone others. At least Yun Yao and the gang had pirated CDs and videos to watch, as well as videos that someone really idle had managed to recover. Heiyu often watched those, and ended up behaving more and more like a trickster.

"There should be game companies in the Southwest? Go check it out. We can bring some games back when we go out on quests."

Yun Che's mouth twitched after he glanced at the mobile phone he took back from Chu Haoling. The new app on the main screen of the mobile phone was simply a knockoff that also had a penguin icon. It was named "qq" instead of "QQ", meaning only the uppercase was changed to lowercase.

"Make a copy for me too."

Seeing that Yun Che had clicked on the app, Xing Feng took out his phone and threw it over. Chu Haoling gave him an OK gesture, plugged in the data cable and started working on it.

"I can't use my previous QQ account?"

Yun Che couldn't log in after inputting his old QQ number.

"Of course not. I merely wrote the data myself based on the original app. How could you log in with your previous account when it's not connected to their database?"

The speechless Yu Wenqing rolled his eyes. Did he really think he was god?

"Why didn't you say so? Your knockoff version could be better."

Not only did Yun Che not accept his explanation, he even complained that it was inferior. Yu Wenqing got pissed off immediately, and he took out his phone unhappily after a long while. So what if it was a knockoff version? It could be used and that was the most important.

"Who's Talismanic Castrator? Che?"

After receiving a request to join the group, Yu Wenqing clicked on it and instinctively looked at Yun Che. The latter nodded faintly, "I ward off evil spirits, and I make sure that whoever provokes me is castrated. Isn't it apt? "

Everyone was rendered speechless and instinctively clamped their legs together, thinking that they had to start staying away from him or they could be castrated by him one day.

"Why hasn't anyone approved my request? Who are the owner and admin? You want me to castrate all of you?"

Welcome to the group, Talismanic Castrator!

There was a string of words in the group chat right after he spoke. The group owner Yu Wenqing, who was so scared that he almost peed his pants, looked down at his crotch and secretly heaved a sigh of relief. Che was really inhuman.

Talismanic Castrator: Why didn't anyone welcome me? Make me an admin, Yu. I'm gonna kick out those who continue lurking.

Chu Haoling: Geez, don't do that Wenqing, or we will all suffer. Che is notoriously shameless!

Fang Rui: +1

Zhao Gang: +2

Jiang Shan: +3

Zhou Zeyu: +4

Ye Xingchen: +99999

Jiang Shang: …Senior (づ￣3￣)づ!

Meng Gang: What's going on up there, that's off-topic. No PDA in this group!

Ye Xingchen: …

Jiang Shang: …

Chu Haoling: Damn, all of you are getting off-topic. Let's stop all these irrelevant talk…

System: Congratulations to Talismanic Castrator for becoming an admin

System: Chu Haoling has been removed from the group by the administrator

Zhou Zeyu: …

"Geez, Wenqing, why did you make him an admin? Add me back!"

"Haha…"

There was then a series of ellipsis in the group chat. Chu Haoling yelled angrily in the living room after being kicked out of the group by Yun Che, and the group burst out laughing. Seeing everyone using their real name, Yun Che gave it a thought and changed his nickname to his real name.

Beep…

Someone added him as a friend. He clicked on it and saw the word "hubby" staring at him, leaving him dumbstruck. Yun Che turned his neck wryly, only to see Xing Feng pouting his lips at his phone, signaling him to approve his friend request.

"Approve my foot!"

After clicking on the reject button stiffly, he heard a beep again shortly, and it was the system notifying him that "hubby" had joined the group chat.

Chu Haoling: Chief's name is…really powerful. Only Che dares to call him that.

Zhou Zeyu: Che, why don't you change yours to "wifey"? That would be a perfect match!

System: Zhou Zeyu has been removed from the group by administrator Yun Che!

"F***…"

"Hahaha…"

Now it was Zhou Zeyu's turn to yell, and Chu Haoling pointed at him laughing hysterically. Lu Haixuan looked at him with reproach and patted his back to calm him down while Yun Che moved his fingers quickly.

Pink Nanny: …

Fang Rui: Who's the one up there? A trespasser?

Lu Haixuan: Same question

Yu Wenqing: Same question +1

Shen Rui: Same question +2

Zhan Yafei: The same question +3, haha…Pink Nanny…ROFL…

Yang Huai'en: Same question +4

Ye Xingchen: Same question +5

Jiang Shang: Same question +10000, Senior…

Gu Mingxuan: Stop asking, can't you see the angry look on Chief's face? You're digging your own grave!

After he said that, everyone who was staring at their phone screen immediately looked up at Xing Feng.

"Haha…"

Yun Che collapsed in laughter on the sofa with his mobile phone. Chenchen, who had been sitting obediently between him and Yun Cheng, didn't understand why his uncle was laughing. After looking up at him blankly, he turned and continued playing games with his Uncle Cheng. He was still young and didn't understand their dirty talk!

"Hey what are you doing, put me down…"

"Pah pah!"

"Shut up, I think we need to have a good talk!"

The next moment, Xing Feng pulled him up and flung him onto his shoulder. His sudden action gave Yun Che such a shock that he even punched him on the back like a woman. Xing Feng had smacked his butt twice without thinking. Thereafter, he carried him upstairs by force in front of everyone who was looking at them either in shock, admiration or gloating.

"Tsk tsk… Che is dead this time."

Chu Haoling sighed after making sure they were gone. Although his words sounded like he was feeling sorry for him, his tone and expression didn't have the slightest bit of sympathy in them, and it was obvious that he was gloating. No one except their chief dared to do this to Che.

"You never know. Captain Xing would be the one in trouble if Che really fights back!"

Yun Che was after all the captain of Peak Squad, and Zhou Zeyu was definitely on Yun Che's side on such matters.

"Han, what's wrong with Brother?"

The relatively innocent Yun Cheng tugged at Leng Yehan's clothes, leaning close to his ear and asking him softly. The equally puzzled Chenchen climbed onto his lap and pricked up his ears. Leng Yehan turned and looked at their innocent faces before stroking Yun Cheng's head and saying, "Nothing, they went back to the room to discuss some important matters."

It seemed like Leng Yehan had learned from Yun Che how to talk nonsense with a poker face.

"Oh!"

The slightly confused Yun Cheng nodded before asking worriedly, "Will Xing beat my brother again?"

He had clearly heard his brother being smacked just now.

"Don't worry, Cheng. Chief won't really beat your brother even if your brother kills him. He's not called a guardian beast for nothing."

Hearing their conversation, Gu Mingxuan reached out to carry Chenchen over. Although his chief wouldn't beat Yun Che, he would definitely defeat the latter in another way. A home-guarding beast was no match for a guardian beast on the bed.

"Guardian beast?"

Seeing Yun Cheng looking even more confused, Leng Yehan quickly took him out of the living room, or Cheng would be led astray by this group of people.

"Bang!"

"Don't tell me you wanna do it again?"

Xing Feng kicked the door of Yun Che's room on the fourth floor open and threw him onto the bed. Yun Che turned over and looked at him dumbfounded. He had merely changed his alias in the group, did he have to take it out on his butthole again?

"Nope, Pink Nanny will do a massage for you!"

Xing Feng sat down on the side of the bed with an evil smile on his face before pulling him onto his lap.

"Pah pah pah…"

Before Yun Che could react, Xing Feng pressed against his back with one hand and smacked his butt with the other hand, leaving Yun Che dumbfounded. After a long while, he finally struggled and shouted, "Damn it, Xing Feng, you f***ing… ah…stop it, my butthole still hurts…"

Although the smacking sounded loud, it actually didn't hurt at all as Xing Feng had good control of his strength. Nonetheless, Yun Che deliberately cried out in pain because… it was too embarrassing for him to be spanked like this. No one had dared to do this to him ever since his parents passed away, and Xing Feng was the first. However, he couldn't break free no matter how hard he struggled, and could only try to gain sympathy.

Sure enough, Xing Feng stopped as soon as he heard that his butthole hurt. However, his palm was still on his butt and rubbing around, so much so that Yun Che almost had an erection.

"Stop fooling around, you started it by giving me that name!"

Seeing that things would get out of hand if he allowed him to continue rubbing, Yun Che pushed his hand away and sat cross-legged on the bed, puffing out his cheeks and staring at him.

"Am I not your hubby? I can't be your wife, can I?"

Xing Feng raised his eyebrows and gave him a meaningful look. How could "hubby" be worse than his "Pink Nanny"?

"I have no objection if you wanna be my wife. Alright, can we not talk about this anymore and just call it quits?"

Yun Che put an end to the sensitive topic with a soft mumble. How could a man call another man hubby? That was simply too much, and he couldn't bring himself to call him that no matter how thick-skinned he was.

"You will call me hubby sooner or later."

The more he was against it, the more Xing Feng wanted him to do it. How he wished he would call him that right away.

"Fine, I'll change it back for you, alright?"

Yun Che rolled his eyes, picked up the phone and quickly changed his alias back to his real name. He then threw the phone aside, sat facing him on his lap and put his arms around his neck, "Now I gotta get even with you for beating me."

Damn, he wasn't going to let him off so easily.

"Oh? How do you wanna do that?"

With both hands on Yun Che's butt, Xing Feng said in a seemingly deeper voice. Yun Che pushed him away a little and suddenly showed a bright smile, "Abstinence is your punishment!"

Yun Che disappeared into thin air right after that. Xing Feng stiffened and couldn't recover from the shock.

"Haha…"

There was a deep laugh after a long time—he had actually escaped into the Space, but…

"Che, do you know the consequences of abstinence?"

The laughter stopped abruptly, and the soft muttering sounded like sweet nothings. Yun Che who was hiding in the Space couldn't help but shudder. He felt like he had overlooked something but simply shrugged when he couldn't remember what it was. He found Heiyu and wandered around in the Space with him. Since he had nothing to do these few days, he could use this time to familiarize himself with his Space. As for Chief Xing, he deserved to be abstinent after spanking him.