horrible007

The adventures of all players in RPG World. What good or chaos will they bring to this poor world? Come in and join the fun!

The beginning might be a bit bored, you might have bear with it until the fun parts begins.
I write this story just for a laugh or two. if it makes you laugh, then it is my success! :3
This story is not 100% written according to the timeline, especially the 'Extra' parts of the story.
Estimated update will be every 2 days.

We Players Obliterate Everything!

unknown: "Finally! I finally got my first monster card!"


unknown: "After killing more than a thousand green slimes, I finally got a green slime card! Yes! Yes! Yes!"


Abigail: "Your luck is a bit bad. The drop rate stated that it is 1%, meaning that you should get 1 every 100."


unknown: "Have you heard of Murphy's Law?"


Abigail: "Yeah, anything that can go wrong will go wrong."


unknown: "That's right, for unlucky people, even with a 99% win rate, they can lose near infinite times."


unknown: "Personally, my life is a reflection of Murphy's Law. But since god sent the box to me personally, I became its believer."


unknown: "You lucky people won't understand us unlucky people."


        unknown shook his head and acted like he knew everything


unknown: "No, you don't have to say anything more. I knew you already earn the green slime card before we join. Damn rich people, damn lucky people, super damn rich and lucky people."


Abigail: "Do you have discrimination against lucky people as well?"


unknown: "Yes! I hate lucky people! Why they are lucky while I am not! This world is unfair! Unfair! Unfair!"


        unknown rolled on the grass to express his anger. But he looked like a child who lost his temper instead.


unknown: "And rich people as well! Why they are rich while I am poor! It's unfair! Unfair! Unfair!"


        unknown hit the grass with his four limbs to express his anger. But he looked like a child who lost his temper instead.


        At this time, yynes0w0 sent a message to the team.


yynes0w0: "I haven't earned a single experience at all! It doesn't work!"


        unknown sat up and replied his sister.


unknown: "I knew it. This game must have some weird detection that if you don't know what enemies we are fighting, you won't earn any experience."


yynes0w0: "Come on man! Now I am stuck at level 17! I should have joined you two."


unknown: "Heheh, we need a person to mark the landscape too, for the materials."


yynes0w0: "Hmph. Don't you think baby will forgive you just for that."


unknown: "Well… Heh… Ergh… Then it can't be helped."


        unknown spread out his hands and acted like he couldn't really help his sister. But it looked like he is mocking his sister instead.


        Why I feel like a babysitter? Abigail thought.


unknown: "Don't you worry, once we are high level enough, we will carry you."


        unknown closed his eyes and patted the air next to him like his sister is there.


First Thousand Players - Extra