Chapter 116: Your Favorite Sexy Landlord

555-7845: What are you doing?

The text, from a number not already in my phone and an area code I've never heard of, flashes on my phone screen until I'm curious enough to open it. 555 Where is that, Oz? I almost don't respond, but my Good Samaritan wins out in the end. It's a Saturday afternoon and I'm stuck in my teeny tiny apartment with nothing to do but watch television. Even worse, reality television.

Anyway, in the end I text back because there's a chance it's a random cutie... I mean the Good Samaritan thing.

Me: Who is this?

555-7845: Your favorite sexy landlord.