Chapter 231: It's a Disney Classic

"You have to be lying, right?" I ask looking at Hudson like he's an alien from another planet.

He shakes his head. "I've never seen it."

My coworker Kimberly stares at him in disbelief as well, our twin expressions half horror and the other half shock.

I mean really, though, who has never seen the movie Finding Nemo? That's an abomination. It's an insult against Disney movies.

"What other Disney classics haven't you seen?" I ask. These are important questions. Questions you should ask somebody before you make any commitment. I'm flabbergasted Hudson lacks movie knowledge of this magnitude. "How did you let this happen?"

Hudson looks at both of us, and his eyes narrow as if he's the one unsure. "I have a penis," he says with uncertainty.

I scoff and Kimberly giggles. He definitely has a penis.