Escape from the ninth dimension

It was almost like I was eating dirt and, the spreading of sand, a terrible, terrible texture. The feeling of throwing up but not being able to- the need to- ueggh!

  And- yeah, I didn't really want to remember those dark times… of the past. 

The stone wasn't actually leaking any form of radiation, so I thought it was drained or something. 

But I was wrong. 

It was only the outside that was inactive, the inner layers were totally rich in energy. 

As I ate the stone and desperately looked for water, which wasn't here, something felt warm. My stomach started to rumble and heat up. Within a moment, I felt my stamina return and I was about to overflow.

Never underestimate frigggin uranium!

My mouth and teeth were in bad shape though: and my eyes might or might not have leaked. Mom was definitely going to slap me the next time I complained of toothache. 

Oh well. Beggars couldn't be choosers.