Hey, it's me, the "Shadow Lord", or whatever the system calls me.
I've decided what to call it when I do this; A logbook. Taking personal notes of what's happening to me so far, so I can reflect on my situation and keep my sanity as to why I'm doing this.
But, something has happened, to the girl I mean.
She's not waking up. Like seriously, I'm worried about her health, since our lives are now one.
Guess I should explain.
-------Status-------
Name: N/A
Status: Healthy
Blood Bond: Zal (Human)
Race: Heart (Organ)
Lvl: 1
Skills: Morph Lvl 1
Reshape MAX
Devour MAX
Roll MAX
Glow MAX
Swim Lvl 1
*NEW* Circulate Lvl 1
*NEW* Absorb Lvl 1
*NEW* Repair Lvl 1
Magic: Dark Lvl 1
Titles: The Monarch of Shadow
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It seems the system only shows me the status of MY condition, at least for now. I'm assuming she might be able to see now that we're, "Blood Bonded", whatever that means.
But I think she's starting to stabilize; I've been using repair constantly in order to NOT be exposed to the elements. And yet, it seems I can still see and hear things, around Zal I mean. Curiouser and curiouser.
I'm starting to wonder what exactly I am, or at least WAS.
Oh she's waking up.
Zal: Ohhhhhhh, my head is killing me. My chest feels like it's exploding
[Probably because I'm pounding the blood around your body so furiously]
Zal: Um, hello?
[Hello?]
Zal: Who's talking?
[Um, your new heart. Doy.]
Zal: … I must have hit my head harder than I thought to be hearing voices... what a day.
[What a day indeed, now stop pretending I'M FAKE]
[This is REALLY happening, or do you not remember falling what I assume is two dozen feet into a chasm and meeting me, the one who saved you.]
Zal: So, you're real?
[As real as your mother yes. Not that she's raised you well judging from your tone.]
Zal: So I have a talking heart, awesome.
Zal: And just so you know, I'm a-
*PING*
[Ugh, what now]
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CONGRATULATIONS ON FORMING YOUR BOND.
NOW THAT YOU HAVE DONE SO, YOUR HOST SHALL NOW ALSO HAVE ACCESS TO THE SYSTEM
AND AS SUCH, ALL STATUSES SHALL NOW BE SHOW TO BOTH INDIVIDUALS
---------------------
*Both, at the same time*
Wait WHAT?
-------Status-------
Status: Poor\Healthy
Race(s): Zal (Human)\Heart (Organ)
Lvl(s): 1\1
Blood Value: 1
Agility: 1
Strength: 1
Mana: 1
Skills: Morph Lvl 1
Reshape MAX
Devour MAX
Roll MAX
Glow MAX
Swim Lvl 2
Circulate Lvl 1
Absorb Lvl 1
Repair Lvl 1
Magic: Dark Lvl 1
Titles: The Monarch of Shadow
*NEW* Parasite
*NEW* Host
----------------------------
[Um, you seein this too?]
Uh huh.
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DUE TO THE NEW ADVANCEMENT, YOU CAN NOW GAIN AN EXTRA INSIGHT TO THE SYSTEM, AND ASK QUESTIONS
THE SYSTEM WILL ANSWER, AT LEAST WITH THE KNOWLADGE IT HAS
SO MOST THINGS OUTSIDE THE SYSTEM YOU'LL NEED TO DISCOVER FOR YOURSELF
THIS MARKS THE END OF THE TUTORIAL
GOODBYE
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[…]
What, the f**k
[Sooooooooo, looks like you just got your proof if you were still havin doubts]
What, the f**k?
[What do you think we should do from here?]
What, THE F**CK
[STOP SAYING THAT! DO YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH!?]
F**K YOU! I DON'T HAVE A MOTHER! AND I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS SO F**K OFF!!
[TECHNICALLY, YES YOU DID, SO DON'T GIVE ME THAT S**T]
[WHO'S THE ONE WHO SO PATHETICHALLY BEGGED ME TO SAVE THEIR LIFE? AFTER THEY FELL DOWN SUCH AN OBVIOUSLY BIG HOLE IN THE GROUND?]
[HOW DO YOU EVEN FALL DOWN SUCH A GIANT HOLE ANYWAY? YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY NOT BLIND!]
IT'S NIGHTTIME, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SEE IN COMPLETE DARKNESS?!
...Wait a minute...
[WHAT?!]
You said a giant hole?
[YES AND?]
Are there glowing crystals around?
[What's your point?]
It should be extremely bright and well-lit down here-
[It is, your point being?]
So why can't I see a thing?