"Alcohol, sweat and sex."

I quickly opened the note, "If you're reading this, I'm already gone."

Shit!

I turned to them man, "How long ago has she left?"

He looked at his watch, "Just a few minutes ago. She might still be down at the parking lot."

My eyes lit up and I kissed his wrinkled cheek, "Thank you, you are a lifesaver."

Unfortunately, the parking lot was packed and I had no idea what car Hayley was driving. The family of them have a habit of always switching cars, it didn't bother me before but now I find it very frustrating.

I ran from car to car but I was barely covering any ground in the huge parking lot. I gave in to the temptation and frustration and ran my hand through my straightened hair.

I heard groaning coming from beside a car so I went to check it out. The purple haired lady was bent over and she was just as startled as I was. A fart sound came from her and a load of faeces followed.