"A one sided friendship."

I laughed to myself as I looked at the picture of them again, "This is just perfect. No wonder he knows my name, he's Tyler."

Dylan told me he's abroad so what is he doing here?

I snickered as I took up a magazine with a shirtless guy on it. I smirked as I skipped through the pages, "I guess someone's lying to their bestfriend." 

My fingers accidentally touched a white goo on the page and I grimaced while wiping my hand on the cotton towel I used earlier.

I really hope that was lotion.

I tore out the tainted page and threw it outside. I clenched my eyes shut and shuddered, "That's just disgusting."

My mouth fell open as I stared at a black, naked man, "His dick is huge!"

I continued to skip and my eyes widened as I stared at the photo of a man parting his butt cheeks to show an extremely wide butthole, "Shitting must be extremely easy for him now."