24. Rip and Tear (Rewritten)

"W-what are you?! Why are you doing this?!" The captain stepped back in fear.

Albedo already finished ripping the soldiers apart and seems to have enjoyed it alot.

Honestly I wanted to fight some too but well, there is an army waiting for me later anyway.

I would kill that captain guy too but I need some information, or want some information better said. Not need.

And the first thing that came to my mind was to send that rude guy to Neuronist Painkill.

"You. Come to me and you will live, but if you run away now..." I pointed at him and said that. I just don't want to run around, that wouldn't look so elegant.

"Y-you, how can I trust you? You will kill me anyway!" He said, and ran away...

"Little Shit." I said but then remembered something.

"My Lord, shall I?" Albedo asked respectfully.

"No need." I answered.

I just remembered an usesless spell that's gonna be overpowered combined with my strength.

And that's Telekinesis.

Stretching my hand out to the running man I activated the spell that now slowly sapped away at my enormous mana reserves. I would guess I could use this spell for a week or two straight until my mana is depleted, or maybe even three weeks.

Anyway, the strength of my Telekinesis is as strong as I am physically capable. So it's almost useless for mages, but unnecessary high mana usage for warriors and the likes.

But if you are something like me...

It could crush mountains.

"WHAT IS HAPPENING?! STOP! STOP IT!" The captain who started floating and wiggling in the air shouted.

"No, I told you." I said.

"GUGH!"

I put a little strength in my grip. Outwards I may look like a cold statue but right now I was excited.

'That's so damn cool! Man I feel strong star wars vibes with this one hehe.' I thought.

"Gate. And here you go." I said as I opened a gate to Neuronist Painkill's little room and threw him in.

"Painkill, I want as much information as possible!" I said and tried to hastily close the gate but it was too late.

"KYAAA! LLLORD ALDUIN?! ARE-ARE YOU VISI-" A green woman made out of slime squealed. She was naked. But had a body putting even Albedo to shame. Her huge boobs were jiggling and she was running at the gate. Yes. That is Neuronist Painkill.

"Holy shit, he created a monster. That crazy bastard." I said as I closed the gate fast.

"Tch. Whore." Albedo silently spat.

Shoermel that dog thought it would be a good idea to give her a "true" form and shape-shifting ability. Now she looks like a cute slime milf you would find only in the best colored hentais.

Now that's a good thing, I agree. Buuut..

She still has that ugly ass form she uses to torture her victims.

*shiver*

'In the anime it was already bad, that form, but in real it's ten times worse. At least she changes to that sexy form instantly when she sees me. But she gets crazy every time she sees me.' I thought to myself. Shalltear would be the same case but I made her true Vampire form, how do I say this, less ugly and more elegant?

Anyway.

"Where is the village chief? I need to talk to him about my payment." I said to the villagers that, even though they were relieved the soldiers are dead, are still scared shitless because of Albedo. Honestly, I understand that.

"S-sir knight. Ehem I a-apologize, I mean Lord?" An eldery man stood up and talked.

"Hmm, you can call me... ehm... Call me... Al." I said.

'Ah damnit! Where are the cool names when you need them?! *sigh* And Al? What was I thinking? Too late now anyway...' I thought while Albedo looked at me strangely.

'Why would Lord Alduin do that? It has to be part of his big plan Demiurge told me about! Ahhh~ the lord truly is the greatest mind to ever exist.' Is what Albedo thought.

"T-then, Lord Al? Shall we talk about the payment now? Please follow me." He said respectfully.

"Ah, I found two girls in that forest before I came here, send someone to get them here." I ordered him.

"O-of course! You two, can you two go please? Thank you. Now follow me please Lord Al." After he told two of the assembled villagers to fetch Enri and Nemu we finally got to talk about the payment.

I of course only wanted the information they may have not shown in the Anime and then get their endless gratitude for killing that whole army. Apparently the Slane Theocracy got a new saint or something like that he told me. That definitely wasn't in the Anime. Probably unimportant for now.

Ah, and I want to have Gazef Stronoff. For me it kinda sucked that Momonga just let him stay dead like that after killing him.

I want him to serve me with utmost loyalty like he does with his current king.

But now I only need to gain his favour.

"Ah, and here they come. Old man, follow me outside but tell everyone else to hide. We have guests." And with that I walked outside with Albedo of course following me.

The Old man looked stressed out, probably thinking they were being attacked again but did as I told him.

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Now standing outside I was waiting for them to arrive as I already saw them approaching.

The Village chief was sweating buckets and shivering too.

"They're from the Re-Estiz Kingdom and not our enemies." I told him.

"*sigh* I am glad. But Lord Al, if I may ask, how could you tell?" He asked me with uncertainty in his eyes.

"Good eyes." I answerd shortly.

As the small team of mercenary looking soldiers arrived they stopped their horses som distance away from us and a big buffed man with a beard walked towards me.

'Nice muscles, but mine are bigger and stronger! Hehe' I thought with a smirk.

Gazef looked at me with sharp eyes and analysed everything in the short time he had while walking to me. As he saw the gigantic sword on my back his eyes narrowed even further then they already were.

To be honest, I would be cautious too. Currently I am standing in front of a half burned down Village with bloodstains all around and not a single person except corpses everywhere on the ground. Plus the fact that I am very tall and broad too with this kind of sword on my back.

I would rate myself dark souls-hardest-boss-in-the-game level.

"Greetings, my name is Gazef Stronoff and I wad sent by the king because of the enemy attacks all around the borderland. I assume they attack this village too?" He spoke in a grave tone.

"Indeed they have attacked this Village but as I was passing by I thought I would help out, for payment of course." I answered him to which the village chief nodded confirming my words.

As expected, Gazef went down on his knee and thanked me for saving the town bla bla bla.

"Friend, would you tell me your name?" He asked with a smile.

'Friend? Sure why not.' I thought, but before I could answer Albedo did.

"Be honored to be in his presence and fall on your knees maggot for your are standing before the allmighty lord-"

*Bonk*

"Call me Al." I said to him after bonking Albedos head which she was now comically holding while sitting on the ground. Too cute.

"HAHAHA! What a woman you have Al! Oh, I should call you Lord Al shouldn't I? Where are you from and why are you wandering these lands if I may ask Lord Al? You sure look strong." He asked curiously.

Damn he talks way more than shown in the Anime. But from that I can guess he already trusts me more than he did Momonga at this point.

"I rather not talk about that, bad memories if you know what I mean." I said to him with thw saddest voice I could.

"Hm, I understand. I am sorry for bringing up bad memories my friend. Hm? What is it?" He apologized but then one of the soldiers who just came back for scouting gave him the news of the army surounding them and his face got serious in a split second.

"Seems like they really want you." I said.

"I have to go... But before that, can I ask you of a favour? Would you help me with this fight, I would pay you-" He wanted to ask for help but I did exactly what Momonga did and denied but instead promised to keep the villagers safe. He thanked me and before he left I gave him that place switch item which name I forgot.

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