Guess What? Found God... yay

Here I am another day in this building of hormones and teen drama. Which I don't have any part of because I'm still a loner. Life is so damn boring and I still have no clue what I want to do with my life. What else am I supposed to do? More school? Sounds about right.

~Riiiing, Riiiing~

The school bell rings and now I'm out of this prison. As I'm packing away my things, the desk mates that only sat next to me to copy my work, already left.

In front of me is one of the cute girls from my class. Huh, that's weird.... someone popular is in front of me. Something is fishy, she's smiling, at me, and no one does that.

"Hey...Shirley?" Not too sure about her name because I kinda gave up on a love life.

"Sorry to bother you like this Gil..." woah woah, is she blushing? Is this the start to my rose colored life? I don't have any friends that she would want to know from me.

"N-n-no it's no bother, what can I help you with?" Are you kidding me!? I'm so lame, can't believe I stuttered.

"I don't want to say it here *does the uwu stance*, follow me!" Ah she did that thing, the meme is strong in this one.

She grabbed my hand, ah it's soft. Shut up, don't judge me, it's my first human contact besides handing people change. We end up going to the abandoned part of town that's under construction. This is starting to feel a little sus.

"So, Gil. What do you like to do for fun? You never talk about yourself." Ah her voice is sweet, does that make me a simp?

"Oh, I mostly work and study but I watch anime in my free time..." Idiot! You just admitted to being a weeb, now she's going to be creeped out!

"Ah... you're pretty cultured I guess?"

F*ck this shit I'm out! I turn to to leave but before I successfully run to bury myself in embarrassment she grabs my hand.

"Wait Gil! Please don't leave! I-I-I like you!"

Huh. No way, someone likes a loner like me? "What? Why?"

"I've been watching you since we've been in the same home room class. I don't know how to describe it but something just clicked for me when I saw you. Please... don't go.."

My brain is in a daze, never in my loner life did I expect this to happen. I can't seem to formulate sentences so I just nod my head in response. I end up just following her in silence trying to accept reality.

The next thing I know I'm inside an abandoned building. I've lost track of Shirley, "Shirley? Where are you?" Those were my last words before I receive a heavy blow to my head. Yea, all this was definitely to good to be true.

I wake up to find myself gagged and bound in a dimly lit room. Pants? Still on, I guess this isn't about my body. So, what is this all about? Then I hear the voice, a few moments I found it sweet, now it starts to sound real bitchy.

"Oh looks like out cash cow is finally awake. Now we can start asking questions." She then proceeds to remove the gag in my mouth.

"Ughh, the hell is this about?" Right hit in the head, the fore massive headache. The cheap overhead light is certainly not helping.

"Hahahahahaha *crazy girl laughter* you thought that somebody would actually like a loser weeb like you?" Ouch, that hit hard. Can't people be less judgmental it's 2032, anime is actually pretty popular in the states. Haters gonna hate I guess.

"Just get this over with, what do you want?"

She breaks from her self humoring at my expense, "Oya, looks like someone's a pretty tough guy. I just want to know where you put the money."

I give her a look that clearly says I think she's stupid. "You want the orphan to give you all his money? What, are you going to start low and then start tricking young masters?" If I had money I wouldn't be stuck at school going through the motions.

"Don't try to play dumb Gil *wait for it* Flores. The son of the internationally wanted drug lord Trisha Flores, also know as the Gloriosa Superba. Word on the street is that she ran and left all her assets with the son she abandoned... and that's you." Well if this isn't the biggest plot twist of my life. Failure of a mom screws over the son she abandoned.

"Is this a joke? Am I on some elaborate prank show? My mom left me at a shorty orphanage and yeeted me out of her life. I never knew she existed until today."

She took a deep breath, "*sigh* looks like we're going to have to do things the hard way." I watch as she starts bringing out various tools, oh, I'm about to be tortured...

After some ripping, tearing, and beating later.

We're both out of breath, but for different reasons. Her, because of the exasperation of knowing she did all this for nothing. Me, because I'm barely hanging onto sanity after being inhumanely tortured.

"I can't believe it... you really don't know anything... all this time and effort wasted. Worst of all the most I got from this was the $40 in his wallet."

"*hah* ...you bitch... *hah* I told you... *ha* now get me out of here... *ptew*" Yep got some blood in my lungs while I was screaming in pain.

"Huuuh, you think I'm going to let you go? I'm going to take out my frustrations on you loser." She pulls out a kitchen knife, and then stabs me to death. There's a penetration joke to be had here, but I'm too busy dying.

"Die! Die! Die! You useless shit!"

Sorry Mother Anais it seems my life sucked all the way to the end...

~*tchzzzzz* TV Static~

Here I am in the afterlife watching my joke of a life together with GOD. Yea I found GOD, and the color commentary is from yours truly. Don't judge, I said I was pretty smart not a stellar novelist.

"Well Child, let me ask... Do you want to be Reincarnated?"

Huh? Is that you Cliff-kun?