Initially, Gu Xia believed the first few sentences and was genuinely worried.
But then, as she heard more, something didn't seem right... Damn it, he was doing this on purpose.
Gu Xia: So, did the doctor mention that since you can't even take care of your own bowel movements... naturally, you also can't perform conjugal duties, and then your wife will surely seek romance outside?
Yu Hu: You dare, if you dare to have an affair, I'll dare to tear down all the walls and uproot every apricot tree, cutting off your daydreams.
Gu Xia: Then I'll definitely have a good time with Neighbor Wang before you start tearing down walls.
Yu Hu: Is that something a lady of high society should say?
Gu Xia: Ha, I'm not a lady of high society. At most, I'm a contractual wife freeloading on food and drink.
Yu Hu: Did you see that explosive news?
Gu Xia: Hmm-hmm.
Yu Hu: Don't you want to console me a bit?