Chloe
"Would it make you feel better if you just took it instead of waiting until after Christmas? Maybe we can do it on New Year’s Eve. Wouldn’t that be a fun way to ring it in?"
"No."
"Liar." The knowing smirk he shoots my way is adorable and annoying.
"Rex, I can’t do this today."
"Sure you can. Here, I’ll show you."
He unwraps the stick from the foil package and places it on the counter in the bathroom at my place. Malcom is hovering by his feet, like he does all the time when Rex is here. Rex shoos him out the door and shuts it behind him.
"I love him but man he’s overwhelming at times."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. He loves you, too."
"Alright, sit."
"I am not peeing in front of you, good sir!"
"Good sir?"
"Don’t make fun of me. I’m a little nervous and there’s really no way I’ll be able to pee in front of you without having stage fright."