Tricker Than A Spider Web

( Sorry for so much use of cussing words. ) 

"Come on, tell me, b*stard!!" He threw daggers through his stares at Cole and Jack. 

Jack was annoyed by his friend's loud and rusty growling.

"Chill down. Don't explode up like a f*cking volcano, Philip." Seemingly irritated. 

"You a**hole! I am not talking to you. I am talking to him!! So don't poke your nose in the middle. I am already unnerved by his stupidity." Philip pointed at Jack with his index finger. Steaming hot air appeared to rush out from his ears. Both of his nostrils flared as he inhaled. 

Cole turned a blind eye to his two friends and their everyday quarrel. He blew out smoke through his mouth, forming a thick and dense ring of gas. 

"C-O-L-E T-O-U-L-S-O-N!!!" Philip said with gritted teeth. Putting all his emphasis on each letter of Cole's full name. 

Jack groaned, "Cole! Better listen to him before we both turn deaf because of him"