Chapter 19: Porridge with no Meat.

Heng JiangYan brought Jin DongHai to his building in the east palace. He closed the wooden door of his building. The other shadow guard name Yan Li followed them in the shadow. Jin DongHai "So! What do you have?" food here in ancient China is a bit you know...quite bland and clichéed, and generally not packed with nutrition. Though I do want to eat meat. Even if meat is bland, I didn't eat it a long time! So I a ate quite a lot.

"Boil eggs and porridge." answered Heng JiangYan while he sat down.

"What kind of porridge?"

"Plain." said Heng JiangYan

"Whyyyyy~" 'I don't like plain porridge right now I want meat!

"Don't eat to much at night." explain Heng JiangYan raising his hand to stroke Jin DongHai's hair.

"Eeee I what meat..." 'I really do want to eat meat...

"Then you find it yourself?" joked Heng JiangYan as he look at Jin DongHai's cheek as he puffed his cheeks.

"Fine!" 'Jerk! I just helped you! Hmph!' thought Jin DongHai as he stand up and crashed the chair to the ground. And ran out after opening the door.

Heng JiangYan was shocked at Jin DongHai's yell and when he ran away.

"Jin DongHai wait!" yelled Heng JiangYan

Jin DongHai got lost real fast.

Jin DongHai: System! Where is the kitchen near here?!

System: Am I a system or a map? Turn left its near here. It's the old one. Don't complain as you want to find it near you.

Jin DongHai: thanks

Jin DongHai walked into the kitchen it was.. Dirty? The floor is dirt and wall of stones. There was no spider webs here but it still looks old and dirty. And just was Jin DongHai walked in. The stone on the wall crumbles a little. "Freak! Will it collapse when I'm in middle cooking?!?!"

System: That's your problems host.

Jin DongHai: fuck how is this my problem!

System: the tyrant was just joking with you.

Jin DongHai: well.. I may have took it personally but still! I want meat!

System: .....

System: there is no use helping you.

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Question theatre

Me: did you ever wanted kids?

Jin DongHai: maybe adopted ones?

Heng JiangYan: I like to have kids but...

Gen Shen: I want Wangye to have kids.

Yan Li: maybe..?

Heng TianJun: I already have kids so I can't go back.

System: No.

Me: Why No system?

System: I am not telling my things to you humans.

Jin DongHai : wait.. Systems can have kids!?!

System: Yes but we make them not birth them like you ugly humans do.

Jin DongHai: hey! This is not fair!

System: haha. 🙂