Chapter 51: dumbfounded Soldier's

Jin DongHai puts on his inside clothes and wears Heng JiangYan's outer coat. Clothes in ancient China are so troublesome! So many layers and stuff. Even when I was with my grandma in summer, she always gives me the girl dress. So depressing! How could a guy wear a girl's dress!!!! And she took pictures too! Ugh!

Jin DongHai was frowning while putting on the clothes. Heng JiangYan was puzzled, was his clothes too dirty or rigid?

Heng JiangYan brought Jin DongHai back to camp and asked him if he's hungry. Jin DongHai said he was fine. He can eat snacks anytime.

Heng JiangYan came to where his soldiers were and told them what this gongzi is going to say with them. Some of the soldiers saw Jin DongHai before so they aren't surprised but others that didn't were suspicious of him. One of them asks why is he going with them.

"Because he wants to go with me."Heng JiangYan answers simply.

The soldier was dumbfounded. The fuck? It was a place a rich Gongzi likes to go these days????

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The horse that was drawing the carriage was taken to drink water and be fed by the soldier.

Jin DongHai was wandering around as they work. Then he spots someone picking mushrooms next to a tree. There were many mushrooms.

Jin DongHai: what is he doing???

System: picking mushrooms, as you can clearly see.

Jin DongHai: why?

System: they only brought dry food to the trip. Though they have dryer mushrooms, if they can use fresh ones then they wouldn't use the dry ones that are for war.

Jin DongHai: oh.

System: but I think that soldier is new, he even mistakes an Amanita fuliginea as an Amanita caesarea.

Jin DongHai: what is Aman-e-ita fuliginea?

System: it's Amanita fuliginea, and it's a poisonous mushroom.

Jin DongHai: fuck? Wouldn't my gong have died if I didn't notice!?

System: didn't worry, Heng JiangYan was taken a poison test at a young age, he is resistant to most poisons. And even if he going to die, I would warn you as I don't want the tyrant to die.

Jin DongHai: Shit! I didn't know you have that function!!!!!

System: of course you don't, I didn't tell you.

Jin DongHai: one thousand the middle fingers for you! 🖕🖕🖕

Jin DongHai quickly walked over there. "Are you picking mushrooms?"

"Yes."

"But you know the one that you picked before is poisonous right?"

"What!?!? No! Of course, This soldier doesn't know! "

"Mm. Okay."

"...Which one is it???"

"It's the one that has a yellow cap. White gills that don't turn brown, cup-like volva at the base, large skirt, greenish-yellow cap, and a white spore print." Jin DongHai explains. He didn't know this himself so he asked the system. He repeated what the system said.