Chapter 70: Food 1: chicken fight

system: Also, for the matter that may happen, you need to learn all the things that you put points in.

Jin DongHai: What!?

System: for many cases, the most important reason is that if something could block me, the ability you didn't learn and only put points in may disappear. And if so, you'll be a helpless idiot.

Jin DongHai: Fuck-….. ugh..freak. I almost repeated the process from before.

System: wow, the host has finally remembered that it's useless to swear at me! Congratulations host!

Jin DongHai: '…'

System: Anyway. All those abilities were just me helping you move your body. I need you to about to do it without me in just in case anything happens. Like combat etc.

System: when you added points you have this.

[Skills: Drawing Lv6, Art Lv7, dancing Lv3, swimming Lv4 normal, Cooking Lv8(5star cook), Combat Lv7, Martial arts Lv.6, Parkour Lv10, Singing Lv7.]

System: this is your original.

[skill: Drawing Lv6, Art Lv7, dancing Lv3, swimming Lv4, Cooking Lv3, Combat Lv1]

System: after then to now, with the points(mine) help. Some of your original skills leveled up.

[skill: Drawing Lv6, Art Lv7, dancing Lv4, swimming Lv4, Cooking Lv5, Combat Lv2, Martial arts Lv.6, Parkour Lv1, Singing Lv1]

System: … you really need to practice your skills.

Jin DongHai: '…' no! My slacker life!!!!

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So the days have been,

Jin DongHai who is 'training' is laying on the bed. With his system nagging him.

-In system space.

Jin DongHai: Fuck. Why is it so hard to make a perfect cheesecake!?

System: It's all about the eggs, the bounciness is connected to the eggs, and how you fold them.

System: And Time-temperature control.

Jin DongHai: ヽ( `д´*)ノ

Jin DongHai: Why do I need to learn deserts anyway!?

System: to level up your cooking.

Jin DongHai: can't I learn something more not delicate!?

System: Sure, then let's learn how to process animals.

Jin DongHai: Chickens? That'll be easy!

System: a whole chicken.

Jin DongHai: yes, I know.

System: … the one that hasn't been processed.

Jin DongHai: yeah?

System: the one that still has feathers, head, caw still on and still alive. Idiot.

Jin DongHai: Fuck! You want LaoZi to pluck chicken feathers and kill a chicken!?

System: you have to catch it too.

Jin DongHai: where the fuck can I catch a fucking chick-

'Pop.' A chicken has fallen down on the countertop.

The chicken: (￣Θ￣) cluck.

System: there. I just made one.

Jin DongHai: WTF-

System: Just in case it's too easy for you, I add up the attack power.

Jin DongHai: You Mother fuckin-

System: stop yapping and start catching! Call me if you need me!

Just like that, the system disconnected his host.

Jin DongHai: (╯°益°)╯彡┻━┻

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Jin DongHai stare at the chicken walking about on the countertop look where the system disappeared from and sighed.

He picked up a knife and glared at the chicken.

The chicken looked back and raised his head arrogantly: <( ˋ Θ ´ )>

Jin DongHai: Σ (`Д´#) fuck! A chicken dares look down on Laozi!?

Jin DongHai raised his knife and pointed at the chicken. "Come on! LaoZi is going to make you into a roasted chicken!"ψ( ` ヮ ´ )ψ

The chicken clucked and raises its wings.

＼( ˋ Θ ´ )／

Both jumped and started a fight for their life.

Jin DongHai grabbed the chicken legs, the chicken pecked on his head!

Jin DongHai felt like his head had hit an edge of metal. (╯_╰) "ouch"

Jin DongHai throw the chicken and stabbed the knife on its left wing.

Jin DongHai: "Fuck! That freaking hurts!"(°ㅂ°╬)

While Jin DongHai rubbed his head, the chicken had pulled out his left-wing that is now has fresh blood, and ran to Jin DongHai.

Jin DongHai immediately jump up and row on the counter table and randomly took another kitchen knife and slashed at the chicken!

The chicken kicked the counter table dodged the knife jump and raise its caw! ((( ˋ Θ ´ )))

The caw slashed on Jin DongHai's face, Jin DongHai grabbed the chicken's right wings and stabbed it.

The chicken: cluck! (◉Θ◉)

In the end, Jin DongHai defeated the chicken but came out in a miserable state.

The chicken was plucked and roasted. Jin DongHai sat on the ground and dismantled the chicken meat, and he demolished it in delight.

Jin DongHai: Hehe, this is what you get you fucking chicken. But you are delicious indeed. (・`ω´・)

His face has scratched on different levels and his hair was like a chicken nest. Jin DongHai's clothes have several holes made from the chicken caws.

System who came back to look at his host was shocked.

System: ?!?! Σ(° ｰ °; )

System: ….what the what? What happened to you!?

Jin DongHai: Heh. Chicken fight. ┐(︶∀︶)┌