I have another episode today. One of my blog followers, who has a job at a daycare in Seattle, mailed me a VHS tape. The tape had a white label on it that said, written in blue marker pen, "Happy Appy is the Hospital Doctor." He found the tape because a child brought it with him for whatever reason, and started crying when he saw the contents. The tape started with a few minutes of static, and then played the famous intro, but with had new lyrics that didn't match the tune too well.
Happy Appy helps those kids,
Happy App, Happy App,
Happy Appy Appy Appy Appy,
Happy Appy Appy Appy!
It went to a POV shot of Happy Appy running through a two and a half minute hospital, with a choir singing "Amazing Grace". Since I knew what Amazing Grace was about (due to the choir's experience), I was prepared for anything death-related. Cut to Happy Appy on his metal cane, making his smile death for a long time. Just like the other two times, he looked over anything alive near the TV with his mysterious soulless baby blue baby blue eyes. The death smile made his glare worse, giving an immense sense of menace to anyone watching.
After the Amazing Grace chorus ended, the ambient noise kicked off the game. It kept growing louder and louder, and zoomed very slowly into the happy. Finally, after 10 minutes of watching a clay apple that looking down with a noisy environment, he says "Hey guys, let's go get some kids to help!" He runs up to some organism preserving body bags while a nurse zippers one up. Feliz walks up to the nurse and says "Hello, Mrs. Nurse! Can I help those people? "The nurse says" Feliz, they're dead. They're not coming back. " Just before the credits, Happy Appy comes back towards the camera with another death smile, and says something that might be more disturbing than the natural scenery and scenes watching, and it made me shudder.
"Remember kids, everything is going to die one day, and I won't be there to help."
A week ago, Jim told me that a fire had recently swept through the studio that had shot Happy Appy. It wasn't until the 25th that I visited the studio ruins if I could find anything that might help me research Happy Appy. After traveling down I-5 for 20 hours or so, I had arrived at the studio. It was completely abandoned, but what was very strange was that no one was there to demolish it. After grabbing a flashlight and shining it on, I proceeded to sneak inside.
When I got into what was left of the lobby, I saw two rooms that weren't too burned out or crushed by debris; a sound set and a storage room. The storage room had a lock on it, so I went into the sound created first. It was massive; about the size of half a soccer field! Although the sound set up was great, the only things there were some remnants of the green screen stages and a burned out studio camera.
For some reason, some parts of the fabric left on the stages had what looked like blood stains on it. As I walked through the sound set, I heard male laughter and the movement of a lanky figure near the back. I got the hell out of the sound set and blocked the door with a burnt table. After that close encounter, I went to the storage room and broke the rusty lock outside the door. After opening the door, the room turned out to be simply a vault of props that were used in the show.
There was a mostly intact shelf to the right of the room, which had some reels of tape on it. After stealing them, I found a safe that had been partially melted on the floor. After a bit of force, I managed to pry it off the floorboards and carry it to the car. After entering the storage room for the third time, I heard what sounded like wood burning, so we checked the sound set up to see what was going on. The entire back wall had been lit on fire by some vandal! I quickly checked the storage room for any more artifacts, which I didn't have, and ran out of the building before the entirety of it began to burn.
I seriously wondered who the hell had done this. Is Forenzik so dedicated to killing me that he would sit an entire television studio on fire to do it? Was it him, even at all?
After dealing with some personal stuff, I got around to breaking the lock on the safe. The contents were one thing, and that was a happy Appy puppet doing the death grin. Even though I don't really want to own it, I'm going to follow the puppet in case it helps me find out more information about the program's history. The tapes were nothing special; they were nothing more than earlier episodes of Happy Appy in superior quality to the DVDs.
On closer examination, however, the Happy Appy puppet had a few anomalies. First, the right hand was obviously reattached, which might suggest that someone accidentally broke Happy's hand while trying to get him to hold something. One of his eyes was a darker blue than baby blue eyes normally were, and his blade was broken halfway through. Finally, there was writing on the back of the puppet's head, but some of it had smudged.
"PR.P..TY DE NI..ELO.EN S..DI.S
OWNED BY .... ... "
It also turns out that the ribbons were, like the happy Appy puppet, different from what I had thought. For Happy and Prospero Hurt's vacations, the scenes with missing frames had those back frames. However, what was more interesting was that the HOPE sign that was on the happy's van was missing from those tapes. I'm guessing that these tapes were actually in work print quality, and not the finished product. If that's so, then it doesn't explain why the tape that held Happy Goes to School had the beginning of The Towers on it!
I can only imagine that The Towers was originally a regular episode in production, but some asshole edited and finished the cancellation of the series.
When I was putting the post on at night, I managed to find Forenzik watching me from the garage. This time, however, I finally took a picture of him! Although it's very blurry, at least I got a picture of what he looks like. The funny thing is that unlike regular times, where Forenzik has deathly happy smile on his mask, he had a frown on his mask.
I wondered why I wore a frown mask this time, until I broke and burned the happy Appy puppet, because I think it's Forenzik's feed. I could be wrong, though, which is probably true. I followed the tapes, however, as they are good enough to keep.
I apologize for not updating this blog lately. I haven't really had much to say, but recently I've been slipping off. I thought I had destroyed the Happy Appy Puppet three days ago, but when I went to the kitchen for a snack, I saw it lying on the counter, with no damage done to it.
Also, I've had many nightmares about happy or Forenzik. The most vivid one, based outside the towers, occurred to me tonight. I saw an entire Freedom Tower being hit, almost ironically, by a large plane. Onlookers were either fleeing, crying, or praying to God. I remember I was one of the spectators, unable to move an inch. Right next to me was a mature apple tree, which strangely had not been hit by the debris. On the sidewalk, there was an apple that had presumably broken from the tree.
I picked it up, and almost reached to take a bite of it. However, I noticed Forenzik watching me from a nearby bush. As I bit into the apple, it suddenly grew a mouth and started screaming loudly. Horrified, I threw the apple to the sidewalk, let it be more hurt. As soon as the girl fell to the ground, Forenzik disappeared from the bush. As the girl's scream grew louder, the fires in the Freedom Tower kept burning and continued until the thing collapsed, sending a cloud of debris toward the onlookers. Just before it hit me, I jumped out of bed, screaming in terror.
I don't know why, but it seems like Forenzik and happy are the only things I can really think about anymore. Thanks to them, I think I'm going crazy.
First of all, I can't see the fruits without thinking about Happy Appy in any way. Fortunately, though, I don't think about happy when I see a vegetable, unless I find an episode involving a vegetable clay puppet. Secondly, I dread tall and skinny (and especially the two of them) people a lot more than I used to, mainly because of Forenzik and how he's so tall and skinny. And when I see a playground, I imagine happy Appy in that dark, plant-filled, abandoned corner of the playground, making a death grin and looking like he's ready to murder all the kids. I really regret researching this show.
I've learned more about Fright House Screamers, but it's not relative to Happy as I thought it would be.
Today, I went looking for Happy Appy on the TV. As stupid as it sounds to look for a show on the channel that is banned, it is worthy of a shot! I woke myself up when Nick Jr. started, and watch the Happy Appy shows. All went well, playing Dora the Explorer, and Yo Gabba Gabba Gabba, when a bumper came on. A woman's voice said, "And now, we have something special to show you! Please welcome, for the first time in a century, Happy Appy!" I was excited, for I would most likely see a new episode. Unfortunately, it was the school episode again.