Huh. Well this is wild..

***

It was a white room. The Walls were empty and Tall in length and the Floor was dustless and wide in width. The atmosphere was silent as nothing was there except for a desk and two souls. (One being bigger than the other)

"You died in your sleep." Said One of the souls,

"I see… at least it wasn't painful." Said the other soul in a somber voice."Aren't you sad? Or even mad, Young one?"

"A bit, but dying painlessly was always a wish of mine. And being a whiny kid about it won't help in the situation either."

-Don't you wanna live longer?"

"Nah Living Is Overrated. I'm happy. I'm happy I died painlessly and I'm happy at least one of the wishes I had was fulfilled"

-*chuckle* I see, if that's the case, Then why are you shaking?"

"What do you mean? I'm not shaking. Also, aren't I just a soul, a little white sphere.."

-Young one, Remember, I'm God. I can see through everything."

*Tap*

Huh, well convenient!

The Smaller soul's body started to materialize. So did Gods, though he was like a dick in Doujins. It was blurred.

"Ah, well, so what now? Do I live or do I go to one of the realms.."

-Didn't you say living is overrated?

"Well Cause it is… but.. Because you can read my mind I'll say it here.. I wanna -"

-Shush.. I know what your gonna say… so stop..

"Sure! Save me the embarrassment!"

-Sigh.. anyhow you're gonna be Reincarnated.. If you have any questions, say it here."

"Sure, Gimme Athletic Like Attributes, The Ability Gamer's Mind, And an aura that I can freely manipulate.."

-Anything else as I'm sending you to toradora

"Gimme Harem Aura!"

-Rejected! Get out of here!-

-*Inhale* Human #36257313592, In The Name Of Thee Ifuckedyourmumlastnight God Of Reincarnation I'll be sending you to toradora! May your life be long and Content! AMEN!

The Once Quiet and blank room soon became filled to the brim with chanting of a thousand souls.

***

'Where am I…? Oh right.. God sent me to toradora.. Sigh.. never thought anime was real until now.' And so.. I got up. And went toward the bathroom to take a piss when..

Swish! I saw a wooden blade rushing towards me in a fluid motion. Using the senses in my body I moved to the side. The Room was dark, but the moon gave enough light for me to see the outline of the attacker. It was petite..

This bitch...

The petite body moved forward and slashed towards me. I Wasn't stupid, I knew who this was.. Tch, The original bodies owner was a stupid guy..

*Bam*

I gave the petite attacker a right jab then followed it up with a slam on the floor. I then got her in a headlock position.

"Arrgh! Ah!!" A high pitched voice screamed out trying to break free, I then whispered into her ear.."Aisaka Taiga.. Attacking me was your biggest mistake.." before they fell unconscious. I sighed and opened the lights. I saw the petite girl's body on the floor lifeless. I sighed once again and started to prepare food. Checked her brain waves to make sure she was alive.

"Wake up you suicidal idiot!" I yelled out. She instantly opened her eyes, and looked around like a lost child. She then saw me then started to get what I assume are flashbacks. And backs away. She tried to look for a weapon. She then saw the room was empty and started to sniffle.

"Sigh.. You look exhausted, and have some Food." I said, she looked at me shocked and with slight distrust "Stop being a dumbass and eat, before I smack you sideways.." her eyes widened and she instantly started to gobble on it. (Stop being dirty, assholes -_-)

A few minutes later.

The food was gone and she calmed down.. "So, what did you attack me for?" I asked, obviously knowing the answer.. but hey.. it's amusing hearing it from others ya know? "I Broke into your house because.. Of a love letter..", "I see, so you would attempt murder or cause brain damage just because you mistakenly put a love letter that was empty in the bag of someone who wasn't your crush." After hearing my words she Froze in her spot.. "I.." , "You didn't think it was bad..?" She had Guilt ridden all over her face.... huh reminds me of post nut clarity..

"Where's my apology…" I asked sternly "I'm Sorry..-" "For?"

"I'm sorry for breaking into your house for something stupid. And Also Putting you in danger! Please forgive me!" She screamed out with tears leaving her eyes.."I Forgive you, But Please.. Go Back home, you need enough sleep for tomorrow." I said, she nodded and left though not before whispering a 'Thank you'. Huh.. well that was something.. sigh.. first thing that happens to me as soon as I come here, get attacked.. my luck is terrible..