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"Hello Ami? Uhuh, Mhm, Next week? Sure, mhm.. yeah, Cya in a week then." While Kitamura was talking, Our ultramarine haired Protagonist was pondering, he was in deep thought. As Kitamura finished, he glanced at him in a questioning manner.

"Oh, A childhood friend of mine called, she said she's gonna come in a week." Said Kitamura while scratching his head.

"*Smirk!* Ah, Kitamura the harem king, making moves eh?" Ryuuji joked with a smirk. "Nah man, she's like a sister to me. Also what's with you shipping me with people when you clearly know who I like!" Ryuuji simply shrugged with amusement. "By the way, Ryuuji, you got a thing for taiga?" Asked Kitamura mindlessly.

Ryuuji, pondered for a moment, before answering "Well, that's a little complicated, at first she was nothing but an annoying brat and a money bank for me, but just like distant relatives or friends, they slowly grow on you to be a little more. Hah.. I just realized how wrong that sounds. To sum it up. She's growing to be an important younger sister of mine.. *Chuckle*" Kitamura just stared before chuckling with him.

"Anyhow, let's go back!" Stretching, Ryuuji stood up and started to go on his way back home.

'Sigh… Ryuuji, The amount you've changed in both personality and way of life is more than you think.. I wonder why.. his epiphany talk was definitely bullshit. I have been his friend long enough to know that.. the fact that he knows I know too is quite terrifying.. I guess I'll have to change my act around him.. Maybe.. I can be me for once.. *smile..*' Thought Kitamura, before walking off home.

"Mommy! Why is that stranger smiling!?!" A kid asked "Don't look at him! Weirdos like this usually end up homeless!" Said the mom hushing the kid and running off.

'What the fuck man.. Can I not have one cool moment?...' thought Kitamura before internally sighing and going On His merry way'

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As I was getting back home, I noticed my mom, Yasuko, on the floor, pissed drunk. Sigh.. that job of hers is really cursed.. the amount of doujin possibilities there is crazy… damn… I gotta investigate just in case. Anyhow, I picked my mother up, got some water, and got her to bed.

After that I went over things I would do in the future so both me and my mom won't have to work.. or at least my mom won't have to work and can just rest. There's a few things I can do.

The first is becoming a yakuza, but that puts me in a lot of danger, though with my stats being base top athlete, that means my upper limit is increased, and if I train properly, then the danger overall is decreased tremendously.

The second thing I can do is be an athlete, which is actually quite easy. May as well be a god in any sport I play in. And it doesn't even matter cause even if I don't train, I'll still retain the strength and everything I have now. Sigh… both require work.. So do I become a villain? Or a hero for show. Argh.

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'Argh, where am I, ah right! I went unconscious. Silly me! Ah wait, I'm back home.. Ryuuji must've found me on the floor.. *Smile* so embarrassing..'

(A/N: why do I feel like I'm making her a love interest.. sigh.. listen y'all, I don't know how to write her without making her sound interested. She's simply too Teenage-like… ya know what I mean?)

"Ryuuji-Kun! Can I have some water?!" I shouted. "Hai! You came back early Yasuko, what happened at work?" He asked, "We were able to leave early today, with full work pay!" I said excitedly, being able to leave early.. especially in Japan its quite the special thing.

"Cool, Well, rest up then. I have some things to do." He said as he came in my room, and handed me the water, curious at what he was doing I asked,"Ryuuji-kun.. what are you doing? Also where's Taiga-chan?"

"I'm Currently drawing out plans for the future, and taiga is currently sleeping. Why?" I was a little Surprised, but nodded and drank water, and went to sleep.

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{School}

"Wait, is that him?"

"Yeah it is! Apparently Ryuuji Takasu, The Delinquent Devil, is a good basketball player!"

"Damn. Why do scary people always have to be good at something?"

"Argh… why am I at school? I could be watching anime right now."

Murmurs of my actions filled the whole school, as I calmly made my way to school, with taiga beside me. "Ryuuji! Here's the 10$ where's my lunch?" She asked, I responded by giving her the lunch box, and getting 10 bucks in return. I continued walking when I stumbled upon someone. "Kushieda Minori?" I asked, behind me a loud voice shouted out "MINORIN!!!" Taiga practically jumped on her, Kushieda stood up and caught taiga, then faced me. "Hello Takasu-Kun! How's your day been?" She asked energetically. "Well, Asking how my days were when it just started is pointless, you see, the point of the question, How's your day been, is a phrase that's been passed down from generation to generation for the sole purpose of pissing off poor and pathetic people, Aka Introverts! Aka me! What am I supposed to answer with? Good? When my day is bad!?! See, it's a trap question! Society and its fucked up rules makes us say the opposite of what we feel! Don't you see Minori!" I grabbed her shirt, "Why do you think suicide rates are so high here? Is it because of bullies? Yes, Is it because of human stupidity? Half, Is it because phrases like these make us feel like hypocritical liars that can't express themselves to the ones they love!?!!! DEFINITELY! All I'm saying is, half of the people here have shit days and shit futures, thank you for listening, and I'm going to class." I said, slowly walking off, My speech was full of charisma, as the introverts held their heads up and looked at Ryuuji with Reverence, while the extroverts clenched their first, and understood what he meant, and Minori who was the brunt of this out of nowhere explosion was in the verge of tears, Taiga was eating her lunch and blanked out everything, and Kitamura who was in the back, chuckled, then laughed maniacally while clapping his hand for Ryuuji. (A/N: listen mates, I was watching a tony stark comp video that was in my recommendation, there was a part in that video where he was being annoyingly philosophical, and I was like, ay! That seems cool. Lemme try it.)

The School remembered this day as GOD RYUUJI'S SPEECH OF THE HEAVENS!

(In class)

"Ryuuji, That was quite the.. passionate speech." Said Kitamura with an amused face. "Not really, I was just fuckin around, almost all of it was bullshit except maybe the last part, though all of it is not true, us lying to ourselves and not having anyone to express to, Is quite painful." Replied Ryuuji with an expressionless face. As he sat down, the rest of class was quieter than usual.

Miss(Forgot her name) Came in the class and started teaching, she noticed the dark expressions on the students faces and was a little confused but ignored it and continued teaching. After the class was over, she went to the teachers office and asked the Gym teacher if knew anything about it. "Indeed I do, that youthful takasu gave a very good speech, the students are most likely only pondering about it, don't worry, tomorrow they will be fine!" (Insert duros OPdnd voice for him) he said enthusiastically, then continued his paperwork. The Teacher pondered for a bit also, but quickly shook her head and went to work.

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I think that's enough for today.

Don't ask me why I did half the shit in this chap, it was on a whim, the thing I most enjoyed about this chap was the 'passionate' speech, it was quite fun to write.

{1}: The ¥ will be turned into dollars now, I get too confused with this shit.

{2}: take some things I say with a grain of salt, this whole book was for fun anyway.

{3}: Have a Good Day!