Eaten by The City

Yeo!

Just your average degenerate here!

Now, you might be wondering just what I'm up to, and well...

I'm currently booking it out of an alleyway being chased by guards as I throw smoke bombs left and right!

'How'd I get here?'

Simple! I threw 3 out of my 6 remaining smoke bombs out, then started sprinting at the gate wall only to gain MUCH more attention than I thought I would!

'YA DON'T SAY?!'

As Camellia approached the wall, she threw two mothballs at it to test the overall strength of the gate. Seeing as minimal damage was dealt, she nodded and quickly continued on with her 'plan'

***She has no plan

'Barely any damage is still damage, it's possible! Mona, can you start summoning triangles please?!'

As small star shaped pieces of wood started to fill her sleeves, she threw one at the wall from about 10 meters away only to see it stick in like an arrow shot from a bow.

***Or a ninja's throwing star!! SO COOOOL!!!

'GOOD!'

Immediately seeing her envisioned plan come to life, she started throwing her 'ninja stars' all along the wall, scattering them upwards.

'Time to roll the die!'

"No ya don't!"

Just as one of the guard's hands grazed the light fabric that Camellia wore, she jumped forwards towards the wall with all of her might, leaving those that were following her stupefied.{

"Why would she jump straight into a wall?"

"Isn't she going to hurt herself like this?"

"What's the point?"}

'Idiots~'

As she soars towards the wall, she put a foot out in front of her, landing on one of the ninja stars she embedded earlier! She struggled to keep her balance at first, but her small frame allowed her to quickly recover, as she started leaping from star to star like a dancing angel~-

***Correction, she started climbing them like a newborn monkey using her hands and feet alike to throw herself from one to her other.

'K well you try and climb this like your life depended on it! Then we'll see who'll look the stupidest!'

***We are the same person

'oh... right...'

Watching her in awe, the villagers and guards alike could only watch as she went higher and higher as she started closing in on the top of the gate.

The gate was shaped like an H with walls the size of skyscrapers made up of logs of lumber going all the way around the village. If she could simply make it onto the top of the H, then she could easily escape!

...

If she could make it that is.

"OOOOIIIIII!!!!!!"

Shaking the floor and wall with just a single yell, it was clear whose voice it was.

'Pervert Zeph?! Why's he... This isn't good...'

'NOT THE TIME!'

Shit shit shit shit! Now what?! My whole plan revolved around the villagers being total mindless idiots like they usually are in books, but he's part of the main cast! No way can I take on some strong man like him!

'Oh... I mean, of course I knew that! I was just making hypotheticals!'

"GET DOWN HERE!! NOW!!"

'Damn! He's gonna burst my eardrums! I don't know what's worse, hearing something that loud or the fact that he does it casually. Even now he's just speed walking towards me like a JaJa's Weird Trip Character... So cool~'

Finally reaching the top of the gate, she started summoning a few more things she had made during her time in the weapons hanger! She knew her plan was full of holes, so she prepared for the worst!

....

But only slightly...

[Wait, I thought you had told us about everything she made last time?]

***Why would I do that? You want me to tell you how the book ends too next time?

'Miss Mona, You ready to be free?!'

Summoning a wooden grappling hook from her inventory, she quickly started swinging it in her hand.

It was made of wood with small quill like spikes made of the worm's beak coming off the pointed ends, as for the 'rope' It was actually just a bunch of leftover material from the pervert's clothes that Miss Mona had redesigned mixed with the last of her burlap for extra durability!

'Shut it! I only have one chance at this, I gotta make sure I find the right branch and actually hit it. It's not all that easy...'

....

After being silent for a few short moments, she starts throwing the grappling hook at a few low hanging branches in a panic. She either missed the branch completely or didn't spin it enough to latch onto the branch.

*STOMP STOMP STOMP*

Hearing a loud stomping sound approaching her, she looked back down towards where she had started her climb from onto to see Zeph scaling the wall sideways, knocking every ninja star in his path off of the wall.

'WHA?! HE'S RUNNING ON A WALL AS IF IT WAS A FLOOR?!'

Snapping out of her daze, she focused on the task at hand as she sweat profusely from the stress and anxiety that started building from deep within.

3;

She summoned the hook and started to spin it in her hands, building up speed as she went.

Zeph inched closer and closer, now half way up the wall.

2;

Camellia threw the hook at the branch she had managed to hit the most on average up to this point.

Zeph is now mere seconds away from reaching the top of the gate.

1;

She over shot the branch, leaving rope laying on top of it.

Zeph is now touching the top of the gate.

'GOOD ENOUGH!'

0;

"JUMP!"

Throwing her body off the top of the gate, the rope could be heard grinding against the branch as she fell straight downwards.

'Fuck! Catch! Please hook!'

*CHK*

Suddenly she started to swing, being only meters off the ground. She was sent flying forwards, gaining distance and speed as she saw the ground wiz by.

'WOOOOHOOO!!! I'm free baby!!!'

*CACHUNK*

eh?

*Tick Tick Tick Tick*

Looking behind her once again, the sight instilled nothing but a sense of loss as the gate's door was being raised. Behind the door was a group of readied villagers, guards and uniformed men and women alike. And to top it all off, there was Zeph standing proudly at the top, gazing down at her with eyes full of contempt.

All that effort was put into getting onto the other side of that iron defense of a gate, yet it took them not more than thirty seconds after she had gotten to the top of the gate to open it.

'How didn't I notice it sooner?! This is NOT good!'

'Quit teasing me!'

*PAF*

Letting go of the rope, she landed roughly onto the ground, rolling twice before catching her balance.

'Obviously I'm fine if it's those goons chasing me! It's him that's the problem-'

"OOOIIII~"

Stopping her in her tracks, the loud voice ran once again forcing her to shake her head just to snap out of shock. She quickly started running again before looking back at a weird sight.

'Why aren't the extras chasing me?'

"C'mon now Zeph, if you give her too much of a head start she might actually stall ya!"

"Right, He ain't as young as he thinks he is! Hurry up ya bat!"

"Granny you're just as old...-"

"SHUT IT!"

'Head start.... Fuck'

As his large figure itched his prickly chin, he grunted before calmly taking a step forward off the gate.

'There's no way he'll jump off to chase me right?'

***...

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[...]

{Correct.}

"Dammit-"

*BANG!*

As his large figure hit the ground, his knees seemed to only slightly bend, as if he had simply jumped a foot off the ground.

"Stop running"

Hearing the overpowering voice, her body stopped instinctively, as if it was cowering in fear.

'Dammit! I'm gonna die! I won't complain because it's annoying when isekai mcs die more than once but.... I don't... Well, it is pretty much hell here... Maybe dying wouldn't be too~ bad?

<*Sigh* If you die you can't eat meat again~>

'THIS BASTARD WANTS ME TO STOP EATING MEAT?!'

"Come back, I won't hurt y-"

"HAAAH~?! Ore! Who d'ya think y'are?! Ya' got a death wish? HAAAAHHH???"

***Yeaa!! ORYAA? She's a total yakuza loli!

[I thought you hated 'lolis'?]

***Well yea. But yakuza lolis are kinda cool...

-You are very inconsistent-

***Jokes on you, that's a decent trait for a degenerate like me!