Let's pull a Dash

We arrived in Hawaii and as I requested I stayed with a local as opposed to a hotel. Three of my security were native Hawaiians so it was easy. His family wasn't that pleased to see me. But I planned to change that. First stop after unpacking we arrived at an auction where I bought all the items on the exhibit that was native to the islands and gave it back to the Hawaiians. This brought a huge smile to my security as they boasted about what kind of a person I was. I sat down to have tea with Jasmine. I waved at one of the local kids and an adult sat down next to me. I jumped out of my chair. Jasmine explained that I had discomfort with people being near me. The proximity causes a level of anxiety. He politely switched chairs and explained that the water to his farm run through sacred land but some industrialist was creating an apartment complex. Things are about to get bad. I smiled, "I know exactly what to do. You won't see jail for this." He smiled, "What should we do?" I winked, "First pretend that a child has gone missing and you have form a search party to find them. Divide into groups and search the place. Keep looking till you find this sacred place. Then tell me and I will call an expert backed by the government to authenticate the place as a historical site so it will be safe. Someone I know did that in New Zealand for a Samoan family that lives there. Just make sure you have at least a hundred people searching so they believe it is real" He smiled, "That shouldn't be a problem." Todd sat down worried, "Have you really done this before?" I shrugged, "My daughter Dash has and she has helped a few Native Americans in a similar fashion. She has a wonderful understanding with them for that reason." He shook his head. I pursed my lips, "Oh you of little faith" He watched as we divided the land into segments and found the place in four hours. I called Dash and she happily explained that one of her colleagues was there on holiday. She told me where he was so I called my security and they dragged him over. He authenticated and had the Smithsonian Institution back him up. Not to mention there were some rare almost extinct creatures which meant that the apartment building could not be constructed. The guys were smiling, "Of all the people we could have protected I am glad it is you" I blushed, "Aw shucks"

I walked out to see Phillip was here. He was supposed to be in Washington, D.C. so why was he here of all places. I asked him if there was a problem. He smiled and sat down to have dinner with us. He refused to tell me why he was here. He and Todd gave each other dirty looks. Jasmine shook her head, "Boys" I nod my head, "And one day I will upgrade to man problems" I was told there was another auction that sold local historical artifacts where it will have no benefit to them.

The next morning a lawyer from the company arrived with the documents that return the land to one of the neighbors. He wasn't pleased but he kept his mouth shut. He stomp his foot in the ground like a kid and walked back to his car. Do people still do that? I Skyped Dash and she answered doing bathroom poses. I laughed so hard I fell on the bed. Dash laughed too as she explained that she saw Posh doing this. She was curious so she gave it a try. She swore she won't do it again.