Vampire Assistant

The Department of Human Resources and Creature Comforts

Good News (Name of Applicant), you have been approved to receive insurance by the Department. Your application was sent 6/7/XXXX, your insurance is Daylight Insurance, with the Castle Plan. Your Payment options were discussed with your caseworker, Manyara Ibori, has set you with the Hollar Plan as you are below the required amount (1580). Thank you for allowing us to service your health. Please report to your assigned doctor Jabir Abbar for your first appointment. Please do not bring children unless they are seeking treatment.

This appointment cannot be rescheduled.

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Vampire Assistant, The Department of Human Resources and Creature Comforts by the city of Houston, Texas

The Vampire Assistant program is accessible to applicants looking to integrate in the state of Virginia or Houston.

To integrate, please fill out the following questions.

---Full name

---Date of Birth

---Species

----Vampire

----Orc/Goblin/Imp

----Half-Breed

----Fairy

----La Sirene

----Ghetto

---Your reason for integrating

----Change

----Lost soul

----Hatred

---How you consume blood?

----Yes

----No

---If you are looking for change, do you want to be human or regain your humanity?

----Human

----Regain

---If you are looking to regain. Are you open to transhumanism?

----Yes

----No

Please note: Transhumanism is not the same thing as ensoulment, which is done by DOHRCC voodooists. Transhumanism is the belief of technology advanced humans while ensoulment is done through religious practices.

---Are you open to voodoo?

----Yes

----No

---If you are a vampire looking to regain the self, has your soul been 'traveling'?

----Yes

----No

---When/Where did your soul travel?

----Another

----The Bridge

----No memory

Please sign and date and give to the clerk

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The Vampire Assistant Program is to help vampires coming from Locucts or the Ghytto to feel safe, accepted, and comfortable. The Vampire Assistant program provides, housing, jobs if applicable, and medical needs. The below shows the two plans that might suit you or others.

-Dracula Encampment

-Dracula Encampment is located near Rappahannock River. For vampires that choose to live isolated. Dracula Encampment provides vampires with medical needs and transportation. Residents are given housing services such as Huts, Tents, and Sheds. Because it is near the river, Vampires are free to fish. This lot can hold about fifty vamps. To earn a location, you are a vampire that needs to be contained in one place. This may be due to offenses. Please be aware if this is the case, law enforcement checks the site on Tuesdays and Wednesdays of every month.

-Alucard Community

-Alucard Community is a gated community near ViBe Creative District. The community is given education DoReMi school of Arts for Vampires offers the same privileges as the Academy in Locucts. Alucard Community also offers the same accommodations as The Reserve Estates in Louisiana. Medical insurance is provided, jobs if applicable, fire insurance, and garage insurance (no longer avised).