Big. Boobies. Bad

"Hey, did you hear about the Dragon that appeared in the middle of Zicrus?"

"Isn't that just a rumor?"

"No way! There is an absurd number of witnesses. But they didn't say anything more than that. All they said was that they cared for their lives."

"They must have been threatened to keep quiet."

"There is another rumor saying that it was the adventurer Eve who caused the mess."

"What? If you think about it, it IS plausible. That guy always had a shady feeling to him. And he even killed every Blue in the Valley of Blues."

(How did they even come to that conclusion? Well, not that I care, Eve is gone. Even the King can't find Eve now.)

It has been three days since that incident. The talk of a dragon appearing in the middle of Zicrus was imminent in the continent Lanos. No one dared to speak about Eve and those who did, lost their lives, but the rumor still came to being. Most of the witnesses couldn't remember Julia's face and those who did were quietly weeded out by Sou.

Sou put his hand on his chin.

(There should not be any problems now. The only problem is the Cione family. I don't think they are going to sit tight after losing their heir. They are going to make a move soon and if things get elevated, the Rable family may take action too. It's not like they can find me, but there is one loophole...)

Sou stopped walking and looked towards the huge building in front of him.

"I didn't want to meet that woman again but I have to."

He entered the building.

***

[Inside Loa's Gulid]

"Oh, Sou! What brings you here today?" Hellen greeted Sou intimately.

"Just paying a visit."

"Stop kidding! There's no way a kid like you will be here without any objectives."

(Is that how my image is?)

...

"Shall we talk in a more secluded place?"

"Got it! Follow me."

Sou followed Hellen obediently to her office.

Both of them sat down at their respective seats.

"So?"

"Don't try to act. You already know what I am here for."

"Ah... no fun! Come on, tell me! I want to hear the 'thing' from your mouth."

(Tch. That's why I didn't want to come.)

"..."

"Come on, come on. Say." Hellen wore a stupid smirk on her face, poking Sou with her hard fingers.

"I would... your help."

"YAY!! The invincible Eve asked me for help!"

(My pride is shattered!)

His pride was shattered.

Hellen was jumping and dancing in joy, still wearing that stupid smirk on her face. And Sou reached his limit.

Boom!

"Eeeeeeek!"

He slammed his hand on the table which split it apart.

"Will you?"

"Haa... at least let me live the moment."

"I don't have time for that kind of shit."

Hellen pouted and sat down at her seat. "You are no fun!"

"I don't wanna be."

Hellen sighed deeply. Seems like she has finally given up.

"Fine. Your identity won't be revealed."

"How am I supposed to believe you?"

"Do you not see my believable face?"

(What kind of crappy reason is that?)

"Tch... we can make a blood contract."

"Good."

***

The contract was done and now, Sou was heading back to Zicrus. The three after that incident were like hell to Sou. He was bombarded by questions by everyone in Hols Manor, even the maids didn't hold back. Some asked about his deeds after Celina and Lily left and the others approached him in pure concern for his health, assuming he did something dangerous. Only Julia didn't ask any questions.

(She must be curious about Drago. But that curiosity is not going to make me spill the beans.)

He entered the warp gate to Zicrus.

"Time to go home!" Sou ecstatically thought out aloud.

But there is no way our protagonist can have a peaceful moment. As soon as he stepped inside the warp gate, two women, yes, women, with big sacks on their chests, rushed towards him. But he couldn't detect any killing intent coming from them, but those two's sight was enough to surprise him.

(Damn! Those are bouncy!)

You say that you are into small ones and now you act like this? You have betrayed me Sou.

Both of them attacked the warp gate and caused the mana to fluctuate intensely, messing up the coordinates. But Sou didn't even peak at the fluctuating mana. His eyes were fixed at something else.

(Those are big... so big that could be used to suffocate someone...)

His fists clenched.

(Those are not good... big chests are not pure... they are lust abomination...)

Wow, Sou. Never knew you were this extreme.

He took a foot back and tightened his muscles.

"Big. Boobies. Bad!"

I love you Sou, the respectful love.

His fists went straight towards the super-bouncy abominations and just slightly touched them when his vision suddenly started to go hazy and he could see his surroundings getting distorted.

"Shit! Why now of all times?!"

He looked to the sides and saw no one.

"They should be already warped. I am gonna deal with them when I also get warped. They dared to bounce those things in front of me ad also attack me?! You two are for a beating."

Sou's face formed an angry and devilish expression that can send shivers to anyone.

***

Sou flew outside the warp gate.

Bam!

"Ow! Why did the warp gate suddenly went from gentle to merciless?"

Sou took a look at the surroundings.

"Where the hell I am? Where the hell are those to melon-boobs?"

He got up from his sitting position and stretched himself out.

"Hm?"

The voice was of a worried Drago which is almost unseen by Sou.

"You know what this place is?"

"Why do you keep stopping? Are you trying to create suspense? If yes, then cut that crap right now."

"Then we better clear it." Sou cracked his knuckles.

(What? Above SS-Grade?)

"Are you sure?"

"Hmm..."

(I don't think that I can clear an SSS-Grade dungeon by myself, but...)

Sou ran his eyes over the dungeon.

"This place is way too wide..."

(And that means...)

"I can let loose as much as I want!"

***

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