Horse Shit!!!

"Hello folks, welcome to yet another weekly television of pro wrestling extravaganza. We are joining you live from Longham City. And this week's edition of is promising to live up to the standard set by last week's show."

"Joining me on the commentary table are Rob Williams and Dallas Moonbyte. We have a truly outstanding line-up waiting for you tonight," Irvin spoke his usual spiel welcoming everyone to the show.

"Last week, we ended on a rather tense note as Dacey Surestone went off on her trainer/mentor Andrew Gibson and blamed him for all her changes causing the entire wrestling community to go into shock. If you hadn't caught up to that, here's a little reminder of what went down last week," Dallas spoke reminding the viewers and the live audience about last week's main event.