A baby?

He's getting closer. I need to calm down...

THIS IS NOT WORKING! I THINK I'M GOING TO HAVE AN ATTACK, IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!

As I focused on my panic attack, I didn't realize that I was no longer on the ground.

But in the lap of that blue being.

I came back to reality when I heard the voice of an unknown person.

"Why is there a baby here?"

AAAH! WHAT A FRIGHT! I'M ALMOST INFARTING AND YOU SCARE ME LIKE THIS?!

I need to calm down, I need to calm down, I need to calm down...

I exhale a deep breath. This is my only chance, I can't freak out now, when I'm going home I'll finish this attack.

'Boy! I need your help! I was kidnapped, abandoned and drugged! Where are we?!'

"Haha, that's cute, looks like he liked me."

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WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU BRAT?! I'M CRYING FOR HELP AND ANSWER ME LIKE THIS?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

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Wait...

Just now you said baby...?

No... it's not possible. I heard wrong, that's it, haha...

That doesn't make any sense, I'm a grown woman. He's just playing with me... right?

Oh my God... this has to be a joke doesn't?

Why do I feel like this makes any sense? Since looking like he doesn't understand a word I say to him looking huge...

This must be a nightmare. I CANNOT HAVE REINCARNED! THIS IS WORSE THAN THE KIDNEY IDEA!

AND HOW EXACTLY DID I DIE?! WASN'T THAT JUST TO EXIST IN FICTIOUS WORKS?!

NO, NO, NO, NOOOO!

"I wonder who could abandon a baby here in the middle of the Jura forest..."

Fo- Forest of what?! WHERE ON EARTH IS THAT?!

But it seems strangely familiar...

"There doesn't seem to be anyone around… should I take you?"

"By the way, are you human little one?"

First, IT'S OBVIOUSLY I AM HUMAN! ARE THERE MORE RACES? OF COURSE NOT, STUPID!

And second, I don't know if I want you to take me... but I think it's better than staying in this forest being a baby...

I still can't believe I'm a baby... seriously, why?!

The blue haired child starts walking through the woods, heading to where he called my new home.

Along the way, it was noticeable that he was talking to himself and reacting as if someone were answering him.

He's crazy...? Where exactly did I go...

AND PLEASE STOP PICKING MY CHEEK?! YOU'RE BOTHERING!

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Soon we're out of the forest, and the first thing I see is not a 21st century civilization, it's more of a medieval village.

And on top of that it looks pretty poor.

This is just ridiculous! It's getting worse with every passing moment...

"Oh Rigurd, I'm back!"

Rigurd...? What stupid name is that?

"Rimuru-sama! Welcome back!"

Rimuru...? Another completely strange name

And that feeling of déjà vu again...

I've seen this before...

When I turn my face away I can say it was the biggest shock of my life.

A huge, muscular green being running towards me.

I just screamed, nothing more, nothing less. I was sure I was going to die

A baby's cry echoed and endless tears came out of the little creature that was in the arms of the now known, Rimuru.

"Aahh, don't cry, don't cry!"

The bluish clumsiness was noticeable, he didn't imagine the little girl would suddenly start crying.

"Aah, Rigurd, help me, what I do?!"

With each step closer Rigurd took, the cries increased.

DON'T COME NEAR ME! I DON'T HAVE A GOOD TASTE!! RUN BRAT, WE WILL DIE!!