Body Invaders

A day has passed since Ichigo, Rukia, and Kuroi defeated a Hollow that was chasing after Chad and the parakeet that he carried in his birdcage. Ichigo and Kuroi now stand in the hallway with their friends.

"Keigo looks like Ewan Mcgregor. Just like Matsumoto Hitoshi looks kind of like Vincent Gallo. Repeat after me!" said Keigo.

"K K K Keigo Higashino," said the parakeet.

"I don't know who that is, but good enough," said Keigo.

"It seems like your bird has a smaller vocabulary than yesterday. What happened?" said Mizuiro.

"I don't know what happened. He was like that when I woke up," said Chad.

"Rukia must have erased Chad's memories," thought Kuroi.

"Good morning everyone!" exclaimed Rukia.

The boys turn their heads and see Rukia standing behind them.

"Rukia, you look lovely today as always!" exclaimed Keigo.

Rukia ignores the compliment and walks over to Ichigo.

"Ichigo, do you have a moment?" asked Rukia.

"What is it? If you need to talk, you can tell everyone h-" said Ichigo.

Ichigo is unable to finish speaking before he is punched in the face by Rukia.

"Are you alright? I'll take you to the nurse's office," said Rukia.

Rukia starts to drag Ichigo away.

"Didn't she just punch him?" asked Keigo.

"I'll go and make sure that they get to the nurse's office. Don't follow me," said Kuroi.

Kuroi runs after Ichigo and Rukia. Kuroi runs up to Rukia with an annoyed expression on his face.

"Why do you do stuff like that? You make us look even more suspicious," said Kuroi.

"He doesn't listen," said Rukia.

"Maybe I would if you stopped hitting me," said Ichigo.

"Stop complaining. I could have hit you harder," said Rukia.

Rukia and Kuroi drag Ichigo's body outside to a remote location in the school. Rukia pulls two canisters out of her pockets and hands them to Kuroi and Ichigo.

"What are these things?" asked Ichigo.

"Soul Candy," said Rukia.

"Soul Candy? They should've been able to name it something cooler," said Kuroi.

"What do these do?" asked Ichigo.

"Soul Candy are pills that forcibly pull the spirit from the body. When it's swallowed, a temporary soul can enter the body while the real soul can come out," said Rukia.

"How do you use it?" asked Kuroi.

"Tap the duck's head and the pill will shoot out," said Rukia.

Ichigo and Kuroi tap the duck's head and a Soul Candy shoots into their mouths. A few seconds pass before their souls are ripped out of their bodies.

"We did come out?" asked Kuroi.

"Surprised? Also, no one will notice that you left your bodies because the temporary souls have already taken control," said Rukia.

The slumped bodies of Ichigo and Kuroi stand up and salute them.

"Nice to meet you! My name is Ichigo Kurosaki and my favorite phrase is 'Early go bed, early go rise!'" exclaimed the temporary soul.

"It's nice to meet you! I'm Kuroi Hono and my favorite thing to do is wake up early in the morning!" exclaimed the other temporary soul.

"108 scientists calculated the ideal personality for each temporary soul to adopt. Pretty cool huh?" said Rukia.

"He's nothing like me! We're going to be found out!" exclaimed Kuroi.

Rukia's phone buzzes. She takes it out of her pocket and looks at it.

"We got an order. Leave it to them. We have to get to the scene quickly," said Rukia.

"We can't leave these guys here! They act nothing like us!" exclaimed Ichigo.

"Don't care. Let's go," said Rukia.

Rukia grabs both of them by their shihakushos and drags them away.

"Wait! We will be found out!" exclaimed Ichigo.

"Souls, make sure you get to our next class on time and smile less! You're going to make us look weird!" exclaimed Kuroi.

"Leave it to us, master!" exclaimed the temporary soul.

"We won't do anything bad!" exclaimed the other temporary soul.

The other temporary soul smirks.

"Let's go," said the other temporary soul.

The two temporary souls stretch. Kuroi's temporary soul turns around and kicks the wall, bending it.

"We finally have moving bodies. We're free and those bastards at the department will pay for locking us up for so long," said Kuroi's temporary soul.

"Hey! What are you doing over there!" exclaimed the kendo teacher.

The two temporary souls look at the kendo teacher and walk towards him.

"Why are you walking towards me? Are you trying to intimidate me?" asked the kendo teacher.

The two temporary souls continue to walk towards the kendo teacher. The kendo teacher pulls out his wooden sword and points it at the two temporary souls.

"Don't come any closer. I will defend myself," said the kendo teacher.

The two temporary souls continue to approach the kendo teacher.

"If you want to fight, come at me!" exclaimed the kendo teacher.

Before the kendo teacher can swing at them, the temporary souls jump over him and land on the roof.

"Wha! How did he do that?" said the kendo teacher.

The two temporary souls look at the kendo teacher and smile at him.

"What do you think? Are you surprised?" asked Ichigo's temporary soul.

"I think that he's surprised," said Kuroi's temporary soul.

"Let's get to class. We can't disappoint our masters," said Ichigo's temporary soul.

"Ok," said Kuroi's temporary soul.

Kuroi and Ichigo's temporary souls jump and grab onto a window. Kuroi pulls himself up and enters through the window.

"This is Class 1-3, isn't it?" asked Kuroi's temporary soul.

"Gyaaaah!" exclaimed Tatsuki.

Tatsuki grabs Orihime and pulls her away from Kuroi's temporary soul.

"How did you get up here?" asked Tatsuki.

"I jumped here. You shouldn't be surprised. I work out a lot," said Kuroi's temporary soul.

"How's it possible?" asked Tatsuki.

Kuroi's temporary soul walks towards Tatsuki and stops right in front of her face

"You are pretty cute from up close," said Kuroi.

Tatsuki blushes. Kuroi's temporary soul grabs Tatsuki's boobs.

"But, looky here. I didn't know your boobs were this big. You may be second to Orihime," said Kuroi's temporary soul.

"Get off me!" exclaimed Tatsuki.

"Don't act like you don't like it," said Kuroi's temporary soul.

Tatsuki grabs a desk and throws it at Kuroi's temporary soul and he easily jumps over it. The desk flies through the window.

"Relax! It was just a boob grab. I could have done something even better

"Die!" exclaimed Tatsuki.

Tatsuki grabs a chair and throws it at Kuroi's temporary soul. Kuroi's temporary soul easily moves out of the way.

"You're feisty. I like it," said Kuroi's temporary soul.

"Shut up!" exclaimed Tatsuki.

Tatsuki is about to grab something else to throw at Kuroi's temporary soul, but Rukia opens the door. Kuroi's temporary soul sees her and books it for the window.

"Go grab him, Ichigo!" exclaimed Rukia.

"I got him! Ok, there's no place to-" said Ichigo.

Kuroi's temporary soul jumps out of the window.

"Let's go, Ichigo!" exclaimed Kuroi's temporary soul.

Ichigo's temporary soul jumps off the roof and follows Kuroi's temporary soul.

"Where do you think that you're going!" exclaimed Kuroi.

Kuroi appears in front of the two temporary souls and punches them both in the face, knocking them down. He grabs them both by their collars.

"So, you guys had a fun day didn't you?" asked Kuroi.

"Yeah. That Tatsuki girl has pretty good proportions," said Kuroi's temporary soul.

"What did you do to her?" asked Kuroi.

"You're just going to have to find out," said Kuroi's temporary soul.

Rukia and Ichigo run up to Kuroi.

"I thought that these Soul Candies were supposed to be nice. Why do they act this way?" said Kuroi.

"They're not temporary souls. They're mod souls," said Rukia.

"Mod souls? What are those?" asked Kuroi.

"Mod souls were created in an operation called Spearhead. They were created for combat. They would be planted into the bodies of dead humans, so they could fight Hollows. The mod souls strengthen one part of the body. These have enhanced leg strength, so they are under-pod types," said Rukia.

"What happened to Operation Spearhead?" asked Ichigo.

"The operation was canceled because it was distasteful to use corpses to fight our battles. The mod souls were destroyed, but I see that a few survived," said Rukia.

"Does that mean that these mod souls were killed for the Soul Society's convenience? That's messed up, said Kuroi.

"It is, but it's not relevant right now," said Rukia.

"Why?" asked Kuroi.

Rukia pulls out her phone.

"We got another order," said Rukia.

"I can look after these punks. You guys can go get the Hollow," said Kuroi.

"Alright. Let's go," said Rukia.

Rukia and Ichigo run after the Hollow. Kuroi kneels and looks at the two mod souls.

"So, why did you guys do this?" asked Kuroi.

"The day that I was born, the Soul Society ordered me to die. Every day that I was in that pill, I was scared. I watched many of my friends die each day. Even after I got lucky and escaped storage, I still feared being discovered and killed. As I trembled in fear, I would think that life isn't something that should be taken by others. I was born this way! Why should I be killed for it!" said the mod soul.

"Look, I sympathize with you guys, so I won't let anybody kill you. Just don't let this happen again. You're ruining my reputation out here," said Kuroi.

"Mod souls never do their jobs," said a man.

Kuroi looks up and sees four people standing in front of him.

"Kisuke, why are you here?" asked Kuroi.

"I may have accidentally given Rukia a couple mod souls instead of Soul Candies. It looks like you have already captured them, so all of the equipment that we brought was useless," said Kisuke.

Kisuke picks up his cane and pokes out the mod souls from Kuroi and Ichigo's bodies. He bends over and picks them up.

"Mission complete. Let's go home guys," said Kisuke.

"What are you going to do to them?" asked Kuroi.

"I'm gonna dispose of them. Why do you ask?" said Kisuke.

"You can't just take your customer's order without compensation," said Kuroi.

"I'll pay," said Kisuke.

"Rukia gave the mod souls to me, so I own them now. I'm satisfied with the product, so you can hand them over to me," said Kuroi.

"Fine," said Kisuke.

Kisuke throws the two mod souls at Kuroi and he catches them.

"If they cause any trouble, don't be too scared to bring them to me," said Kisuke.

"I usually don't try to get refunds," said Kuroi.

"That's good. It makes my job way easier," said Kisuke.