The secrets of this world

'Oh no! Her PP! It's broken~!' My weird humor was getting onto me again. Still… I was focused enough on the subject that was in front of me.

Shaolai her PP… The reason why she was panicking was not because her PP was actually gone, but because it no longer had the shape of a mushroom. That's crazy, I know… But you know what's crazier? The fact that there are indeed Vagenes in this world, and not your typical one. How did I know that? Well…

*Wiener*

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Unknown knowledge discovered (Knowledge even unknown by the gods): The ultimate Vagene!

Knowledge theorized and formulated…

Knowledge description:

-An occurrence that only has a 0.00000000001% chance of happening.

-A type of Vagene that is long forgotten, and that only one person ever had.

-By coincidence, or perhaps an accident… A universe is created with one sole planet that no being ever knew about. Nor that they knew about the importance within the planet. Something not even the system knows of, until the host was able to discover such a secret that even the owners of such a Vagene doesn't know of. The existence of the ultimate Vagene, which is close to null, is something that is normally created by a plant, every day…

-Host has an amazing opportunity now as a result…

{System message: Good luck!}

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You saw that, right…? Ha! That unknown stupid and weird looking guy is indeed stupid! He actually brought me in a world that has the ultimate women, and was so stupid to think that he had brought me in a world without any woman! Ha! What a fool!

*Wiener*

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Reasons for cultivation differences discovered…

-Cultivation is possible, due to the presence of the Ultimate PP and Vagene bloodlines…

-Inner PP: The usage of PP energy (the essence of the Ultimate PP and Vagene combined) through the absorption of PP energy, which is only easily possible with the presence of the Vagene's tentacles.

-Outer PP: The increase of the limits of the physical body through the absorption of PP energy, which is only easily possible with the presence of the PP's balls.

{Disclaimer: inaccurate naming, due to the ignorant naming of this world's population}

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What the… Now that… That is one heck of a discovery that I'd probably only discover after ten to fifty years… Damn… Ultimate Vagene huh... I really want to try that out now, just after hearing how great its name is.

Well… It seems that there is indeed an amazing opportunity for me now. Right in front of me… The sight of some type of hole that looked similar to a vagene on earth, albeit a bit smaller, just like a petite babe's, plus the presence of tentacles around it. Right now, Shaolai's tentacles were spread out like the petals of a flower, almost touching her skin. Every time Shaolai's discharged a bit of her liquid however, the tentacles would back away and touch her skin. It was like some type of spitting flower, which was quite the interesting sight to be honest…

"Don't worry… This is all part of the treatment." After a minute or two, which I needed for reading and digesting the system's notifications, I finally gave Shaolai an answer.

"Really?" As a reply, Shaolai asked for my confirmation while she had a look of hope and fascination. Fascinated, which I assume is because I never showed a panicked look, and because I was acting as if I knew everything.

Haha, of course she would be fascinated from the fact that I knew what is happening after her PP's abnormal change.

"Mhm. And guess what…" I replied to her.

"What?"

"This is where the real fun begins…"

"Haaa~" Drool started coming out of her mouth as she hummed, and if I'm not wrong… No, I'm certain that I saw another spark in her eyes. It was as if she just saw her favorite food, and wanted to buy it.

"Alright. Since I am a little bit tired, you'll be assisting me."

"Ooh… That sounds fun."

"Then… Let's go to the bathtub, shall we?"

With that said, we both went towards the bathtub that was big enough for me to fit and go wild. The white, probably porcelain, tub, was a bit cold to the touch, but I didn't really mind that. It was actually good, since I was having it quite warm after the session not too long ago.

"Alright." I said after I sat on the bathtub. "Sit on my lap, and just like before, let my PP enter your hole. However, this time, it'll be the hole that your PP revealed after its disappearance." I continued to say to Shaolai.

"Okay, I think I understand what you mean." Was what she said to me after my instructions were clear to her.

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