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*yawns*
Me: Sup Arceus
Arceus: NOT EVEN 'Oh where am I?' BUT NOOO.
YOU JUST SAY 'SUP' 
SUP
S-
Me: Shut up.
Arceus: *sighs* I'm going to give you another chance of life in my world and YOU shall entertain ME!

You have just been killed by-
You know.
TRUCK-SAN
So you have another chance at life. 
Bonnet appetite.
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(Before I have an army at my doorstep/in the comments THIS BOOK WAS INSPIRED BY OTHERS! I made this to break cliches of other books. So if anyone says I'm copying them or someone else read the freaking description. Just making sure! Have a nice day! Also the book covers is temporary) :D)

So um... IM IN POKEMON!!!!!!

Arceus: NOT EVEN 'Oh where am I?' BUT NOOO.


Arceus: *sighs* I'm going to give you another chance of life in my world and YOU shall entertain ME!


 I don't want to be able to die can I wanna play Fornite with you for 15 minutes and then come back to my body?


Me: IM NOT 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐃.


𝘈𝘳𝘤𝘦𝘶𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥: 𝘖𝘩 𝘣𝘰𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘺.


Me: I want to be able to create my body and make up any moves I want.


I want to be overpowered like in all stories.


Arceus: SHUT UP. JUST GO AND DO YOUR STUPID STUFF.


Me: *Face gets red* YOU SHUT UP. I STILL HAVE TWO MORE WISHES!


Arceus: *Kneels down and starts to beg* DON'T KILL MEEEE.


Me: GOOD. I don't want to be able to be caught by any ball. Not even a master ball.


Arceus: YOU KNOW WHAT! JUST MAKE YOUR POKEMON AND GO. I WILL JUST PUT YOU IN UNOVA OR SOMETHING. *Starts crying* JuSt LeAvE...


Oh sweet Arceus