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*yawns*
Me: Sup Arceus
Arceus: NOT EVEN 'Oh where am I?' BUT NOOO.
YOU JUST SAY 'SUP' 
SUP
S-
Me: Shut up.
Arceus: *sighs* I'm going to give you another chance of life in my world and YOU shall entertain ME!

You have just been killed by-
You know.
TRUCK-SAN
So you have another chance at life. 
Bonnet appetite.
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(Before I have an army at my doorstep/in the comments THIS BOOK WAS INSPIRED BY OTHERS! I made this to break cliches of other books. So if anyone says I'm copying them or someone else read the freaking description. Just making sure! Have a nice day! Also the book covers is temporary) :D)

So um... IM IN POKEMON!!!!!!

Scientists: *use their 'nerd magic' to break down da door*


Me: *runs* You will never catch me suckers!


Random FBI agent: *yeets out Tepig and makes it use 'Ember' *


As our protagonist is on a cat and dog chase, a glint of evil appears in one's eyes.


On The Loose