Meeting the ruler of The Distortion World.
Me:*groans* Where am I?
Giratina: Greeting li,- u know what fuck this shit. FREE ME!
Me: Yay I get more free wishes!
Giratina: Wut n-
Me: So gimme my dimension, a private jet and a flying scooter.
Giratina: What no!
Me: *Starts threatening* You do know I am more powerful than u and can make myself invincible.
Giratina :* starts sweating* YEAH But-
U-u-um
Arceus: *interrupts* Wassup my G.
Me: Wut what do you want Llama.
Arce: Excuse meee~ *Starts buffing up* I am no lowly llama boi!
Me: I can turn u into one
Arceus: Hold on nelly! No need to start threatening meh.
Me: Well I can.
Arceus: Excuse me-
Me: Shut the fuck up.
Arceus: *coughs* I have you kno- *Mouth taped up*
Arceus:*Angry muffling cat noises*
Arceus thoughts: Son of a bit-
Me: *Stomach rumbling* Oh great I'm hungry. To think of it I haven't eaten ever since I came here.
Anyway Girly want to come with me to Palkia's?
Giratina:*Scoffing popcorn: One my name is not Girly and two YESH!
Me: Let us go! Onway my army!
Giratina: What army?Me:*Le slaps*