Part-Time Comedy- Enlightenment Duos

"Miss Xing'er, would you like to start the auction?" Suddenly, a voice filled with displeasure rang on the auction. Ten minutes have passed and people were still flirting with her, causing dissatisfaction for some people. The person who spoke lived on the top floor like Li Xian.

Most people couldn't see inside the room. But most of them shut up immediately. After all, only powerful or high-status people can reserve the room at the very top. Xing'er frowned after hearing these words. She felt angry but as an auctioneer, she controlled herself and squeezed a smile.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, the first treasure that we would like to show is a Profound Rank High-Tier, Berserk Mammoth Pill." Before she could say anything, a girl came out from behind holding a tray. With the presence of the girl, Xing'er instantly understood the intention of the auction, so she immediately introduced the first treasure.

The girl hadn't even shown the pill, a loud discussion resounded throughout the auction house.

"Wow! The first treasure is already a Profound Rank High-Tier Treasure. Seems like her words were true. This auction is going crazy."

"Berserk Mammoth Pill! I heard this pill can instantly improve your strength to the Martial Artist Realm after consumption."

"Yeah, you are right. But you missed the point here. Although Berserk Mammoth Pill can improve your realm instantly if you don't cultivate the energy given by this pill. Then, you will retract back to the original realm after few minutes."

"Hehe! Only idiots will use it during battle. If I had this pill, then I will first improve my realm then I will go for a fight."

Finally, the girl revealed two golden pills on the tray and Xing'er shouted "Berserk Mammoth Pill! Bidding starts with one gold coin!"

Inside Li Xian's room,

The atmosphere froze like ice. Everyone felt incredibly ridiculous because they had faced this pilling effect. In an instant, they understood why Jerry didn't use this pill at the start. One gold coin would be equal to ten thousand bronze coins.

Even Cai Zhihao's monthly pocket money is only around Twenty Silver Coins. Even after saving for so many years, her saving has barely reached five gold coins which would be equal to fifty thousand bronze coins.

Although it wasn't much considering Li Xian's current net worth, he was still conflicted to buy it or not. Of course, he wasn't planning to buy it for himself rather for Ling Tan and Cai Zhihao. He suddenly remembered his mother's words when he thought about helping others like this.

'When a person earns money, he finds a way to spend it. So, never consider money as your importance rather find a way to spend it while earning yourself a profit.'

'Currently, I do not need Berserk Mammoth Pill. But Sister-in-law is already the seventh rank Junior Martial Artist. Her breakthrough will be eminent. This pill can help her a lot. And, Ling Tan might also need it. Since I have money, I need to spend it.'

While he was thinking, people had already started bidding.

"One gold and ten silvers!" From the back row of the ground floor, someone shouted.

"One gold and twenty silvers!"

"One gold and thirty silvers!"

"One gold and fifty silvers!" Suddenly, a voice rang from the second floor startling everyone. They looked up but the person was inside the room, so no one could see him. When heard the voice, everyone got an idea of male youth.

"One gold and seventy silvers!" Another voice rang from another room across the second floor. This time, it was a female voice. But, it didn't stop there.

"Two gold coins!" The same voice rang from the second floor startling everyone. But the words didn't stop there, that voice rang again "Everyone, my name is Liang Gunn. Please give me a face!"

"Who is this Liang Gunn?" Suddenly, a person from below asked the person sitting next to him.

"You don't know Liang Gunn?" The person sitting next to him looked at him with a weird expression as if he was looking at country bumpkin with disdain on his face and asked.

"Is he famous?" That person ignored his expression and asked while trying to remember this name.

"No!" The person sitting next to him shook his head and answered.

"Ehh! Then, why were you looking at me like that?" That person almost fell to the ground and asked him with rage.

"I just wanted to feel that." The person sitting next to him chuckled at him.

"Can you two shut your mouth if you don't know anything?" Suddenly, the next sitting next to them roared at them. His face was full of rage and disdain.

"So, do you know him?" Both of them ignored his rage and disdain and asked.

"Yes, unlike you two country bumpkin, I know everything about Jingui City." The person sitting next to them had pride on his face.

"Ahh! I remember you. You are that guy." Suddenly, the person next to him made 'O' by lips and continued "You are the guy who sits on a tea shop, reading Jingui Newspaper while eating the grains like a dead horse."

"Puff! Hahaha, dead horse! Hahaha!" Suddenly, another started laughing while looking at his face. The face of that man turned green. He wanted to refute but he couldn't change his appearance. He can't make conflict inside the Auction either. He can only swallow his hatred.

His neck was elongated. His mouth was out sticking with a long chin. His ears were very short with a small nose. Suddenly, the man who was dying from laughter spoke "Sir, sorry sir, I just couldn't hold my laughter. But please tell me, did you get this face inborn? Or, do you have any defect in your cultivation technique?"

Hearing his question that man's face turned even greener. Suddenly, the first person spoke with a serious face "Sir, please don't make that face. You look like a horse that has just puked the grass he has eaten."

"Hahaha-hahaha-Hahaha-hahaha"

At this moment, the entire auction house was laughing, bursting with laughter. While some were laughing, some started the discussion.

"Wait a minute, aren't those Enlightenment Duos?"

"Seriously, when did they arrive at the Jingui City?"

"Umm! Are they famous?"

"Hell yeah! They can be considered luck for many people. Anyone who listened to their words gets a chance to enter the enlightenment."

"What? How is this possible? How can anyone let you enter the enlightenment with just words?"

"How would I know? But, it's true they are very funny."

"Y---You two are the Enlightenment Duos." The man with horse-like face spoke. His voice was shuttering when he found their identity.

But before they could reply, Xing'er spoke "Our auction is very glad to have Enlightenment Duos but can we continue the auction, if you don't mind?"

"Of course, of course, we have taken an oath to never mind other's business." One of the enlightenment duos spoke with a funny smile on his face. And the other one looked at the horse face man and said "Brother, do you sleep in a bed or a stable standing on your legs."

"Sir, why are you making fun of my face? What mistake did I make?" The horse face man felt broken hearing their joke. It could be funny if it wasn't on him.

"Child, you were born with that kind of face. It's already your greatest mistake." One of the enlightenment duos replied.

"Sir, please I beg you! Please leave me alone." The horse face man fell in his knees.

"Child, I didn't even catch you. And, we were just giving you a suggestion." Then, he slightly leaned near the horse face man and continued "Child, horses have better stamina. But that doesn't mean, you can last longer in bed if you start eating grass and grain."

"Pu-chi!"

"Hahaha-Hahahaha- Hahaha"

"Just who are they?" Inside the top room, Li Xian and others were laughing till their tears came out. Especially, Li Xian was laughing as if he has never laughed. That was quite right. Because he doesn't know what comedy is?

It took some time to control the noise but when everything was under control. Liang Gunn won the first treasure. Li Xian forgot to bid but he didn't complain.

'My money is saved. Why would I complain about it?'

That's the thought ringing in his mind. More ever, no one was disappointed about it. Buying those pills was just his inner thought. But the next treasure made them serious. Ten people with the iron collar on their neck, wearing gray clothes moved forward.

Suddenly, Ling Tan stood up with few tears sliding through his mouth. He looked at the couple wearing loose and tattered clothes. Their body had many lashes marks. He clenched his fist the murderous aura releasing out of his body.

"Everyone, today we have something strange as our second treasure. You might be wondering why we are selling slaves in our auction. Unlike any other normal slaves, these people have a uniqueness in their blood. We didn't know how it got unnoticed by us for so long."

"But we found the trace of Giant Race Bloodline in their blood. Although it is less than one percent, you all know the benefits of the Giant Race Bloodline. So, the bidding for ten slaves starts from five gold coins." The moment, Xing'er voice stopped. Another voice came from the top floor.

"Ten gold coins!"