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"Come again?"

I asked my robotic friend as I heard him say something I didn't expect.

"The Citadel council outvoted Turian call to arms after what is called 'Collector Victory' councilor Mehrus left the council chambers in a hurry."

Geth said to me as I tried but failed to no fall on the floor with my face first...

After my stunt with Collectors, where I pitted Turian patrol group with multiple greedy and stupid pirates and raiders that ended as I expected, Turian won, but their victory was pyrrhic one as just one ship survived and even that was on bring of death.

Thirty Turian ships, five cruisers, ten destroyers and fifteen frigates...

Twenty mismatched pirate ships and one Collector cruiser...

After a long debate and cursing between Turians and pirates and quiet Collectors who probably still didn't know how Turians ended up there so quickly, the one four-eyed batarian idiot shot a warning shot that Collectors thought was the start of the fight...

Well, let us just say that the Collector particle beam sliced both Turian and pirate ships like a hot knife through butter as the kinetic shields didn't work against the beam weapon...

Not speaking about how light armors are in this universe as all races like more mobile ships with hoping that their kinetic shields protect them, so yeah, the minimal armor didn't help...

In the end, it ended up with more than half of Turians ship's in kamikaze against Collector ship just to take down its kinetic barrier for the other ships to destroy it.

In the middle of battle, I let Geth retreat their ships and letting Asari run to the battle, hoping that they probably could use their killer bodies and sex appeal to let them all calm down...

Well, they get there just at the end, and what did happen?

"PFFFFFTTTTTT!"

I let out a laugh as I remembered it....

The Asari taken the damaged Collector cruiser into custody, you heard me right, THE ASARI not CITADEL COUNCIL...

Yep, the Asari stole the Turian loot...

Turians were pretty angry, but somehow the citadel council out over their right on the Collector as to punish them for attacking 'Peaceful Collectors'...

What truly happened was that Asair and Salarians made a deal to research the ship together as to get better technology to even the Turian growing military might...

"Ahhhh... That's just funny..."

I said as I looked at an article from a Turian reporter that gets an anonymous tip on Asari and Salarian deal...

Yep completely anonymous!

Who did it? I???!!! NEVER SIR!!!!

Im peaceful, loving quarian!

Speaking about quarians, now that Citadel council was pitted against each other, team Asari, Salarians vs Turians, hah eat shit Turians that for having just three seats...

I let Geth create a corporation with me as head, what corporation?

Well, tech obviously, and the sole race we recruited from were just quarians...

"So, was there another intrusion?"

I asked Geth as it was suspicious that quarian could open a corporation with enough ship and capital to support numerous quarian workers, so what I found was that there were numerous tries from Specter to get inside our network...

"Another hack attempt was found, sister Mera."

Geth said, and maybe I was with them for too long but did I hear smugness from them?!

"I see, EAT SHIT FUCKERS!!!"

I said with delight, that was funny, all with my corporation that recruited just quarians the specters couldn't get inside as there wasn't any quarian specter and any heck attempt was fought of be Geth.

"Heh, jahahahaha!"

I laughed loudly as it was just soo funny to play on mouse and cat, after all Specters are outside of the law, so when they just 'Puh' and disappear, nobody could pin the blame on me!

"So, how does it feel helping your creators?"

I asked as it was Geth idea, yep you heard right, it seemed that they started to learn from me...

"Already a hundred creators are in employ, sister Mera, with ten creators that ended their contracts and gone back to flotilla with new ships."

Geth said, and yep let us just say that letting quarian pilgrims know that after the contract end, they would get ship did wonders on endorsement...

"I asked how you feel, not about statistics..."

I said and looked at Geth.

"Feel? Geth... Geth reached the conclusion that our operation powers speeded up after helping creators."

Geth said, and I chuckled, yep, they are happy...

If the quarians could just stop pocking around and try to know how I could get so much money as to let them have both credits and ship for them after they complete their employment...

"I know it's suspicious, and they have right to be paranoid, but this is just stupid..."

I said as I ignored another call from my quarian worker...

"Couldn't they just accept that I will not tell them the truth?"

I said as my head banged on my desk...

"I don't wanna meet themmmmm!!!"

I said as I may be too much get used to Geth and completely forgot how to speak with fellow organics...

"Not speaking about a fact, I still don't want to create even more fucking butterflies..."

Fuck, and wasn't that problem? I just hoped that Tali, Liara, and other girls would be born, and Garrus too!

After all our Turian buddy was the best buddy for Shepp, the wait will Sheppard be there?

"Fuck...."

I Really hoped I didn't fucked up more, after all Mass Effect without Sheppard and his band of misfits wasn't just the same...

"Geth, HELP ME!!!"

I screamed.

"We do not understand, sister Mera, what help you require?"

Geth asked, and I just comically cried nonexistent tears.

"HELP ME AGAIN WITH PLOT BUNNIES AND FUCKING BUTTERFLIES FUCKERS!!"

I said desperately...

"Sister Mera, Geth require for you to stop drinking..."

Geth said as he reached for the bottle of human wine I stole from them...

"NEVER!!!!!"

I said as my run with Geth units following after me.

"Sister Mera, there isn't a place to hide from us, please give us your alcohol."

Geths said as they blocked me.

"MEANY! YOU ARE BULLIES!!!"

I screamed as Geth stole my bottle and carried me to bed.

"Please do not resist, sister Mera, we wish to help you."

Geth said as they bound me to bed.

Maybe in insight, I should not drink so much human alcohol...