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"HAH!"

"PUHAH!"

"ARRGGH!!"

I cried out in frustration as my latest attempt showed the same result as the previous ones...

And that I have FUCKING no clue into what category I should put my new powers...

I have all biotic powers that rest of the galaxy, albeit more powerful, like a lot more, the common singularity would just be pulled into it, and all of their protection would be weakened, but their lives wouldn't be in danger, my singularity would create a fake black hole that would pull everything around it into it and then it would trash each of things pulled into each other, so imagine the gruesome sigh of organics being merged, Painfully merged into each other...

So yea, my powers did evolve a lot, but the most surprising thing is that I somehow have prothean mind powers...

How do I know it? Well the moment I knew that my biotics are similar to prothean ones, I asked Geth to get me one of our captives on who Geth experiment, batarian pirate was unlucky enough to become my guinea pig, and the moment I touched him, I didn't even need skin contact, was the moment I saw into his mind, and as a child in a candy shop, I tore through his mind, taking any information and discarding anything unuseful...

So it became my pastime activity to just visit our prisoners who every time seeing uncovered quarian sneer or use threats in hopes of me releasing them...

Like seriously, what is wrong with these four-eyed bastards? Even bound to the ground like slaves, they still have the guts to sneer at ME!

ME!!!

"GAH SUCKERS!"

I screamed in rage as I just remembered these bloody idiots...

Well, lets just say that once I was even angrier, there were a lot of new posts, LIKE a lot of posts on the extranet on bounties on batarian holdings, and all the mercenaries, or any of these fuckers lots needed to know was that I would pay for any slave they deliver me, anything else they could loot and pillage, I cared just for slaves, so of course these greedy fuckers started fighting among themselves, looting and robing, plus my rewards for delivered slaves into it...

One thing these suckers did knew was that I used credits the Geth hacked from them, so I paid them with their own MONEY!!!

Ah the beauty of digital currency...

"Sister Mera, do you need rest?"

Geth asked, and then I remembered that we were in the middle of testing my new powers...

"Ah, sorry, sorry, just little daydreamed there."

I said to Geth with a smile as they nodded at me, hm did they became used to my antics?

"Hey Geth, what is your current fleet count? And just dreadnoughts please, I don't want to stay there to the night."

I said to Geth, who nodded at me...

"Currently Geth posses, dreadnoughts, 976 of Anathema class, 300 of Motherships class, 652 of Standart class."

Geth said, and I nodded, to each dreadnought new tactics were made, for each dreadnought, there is ten cruisers, fifteen destroyers, thirty heave frigates, and 40 light ones, and lastly new addition of 2 battleships...

Battleship, I used Battlestar Galactica designs, they were 900 meters long, but these guys were heavily armored and used as a spear, where all other ships stay on the distance the battleship is supposed to ram into the enemy and shoot all around it with explosives cannons, so in short they are supposed to seep chaos inside the enemy lines...

"Good, good, hehehe, that's very good mwuhe- WAITO!!! Wai-t wait wait!"

I said as I distanced myself from Geth, who pulled out nerf swords.

"Why the fuck you pull these things off! I didn't laugh! I was just, well, just happy ok? OK?!"

I asked as I felt phantom pain on my head, even the plush swords hurt when you are hit enough...

Don't look at me like that I know I have a problem with the villainous laughing! But I can't help it, it's just soo addicting!

"Sister Mera, your hormonal parameters showed a clear sign of what you call "MWUWAHA Laughter" you clearly instructed us to stop you every time you do it."

Geth said, and I looked around myself to see them advance on me.

"Waito! I take it back! I tak it fucking BAAAAACK!!! AUUUCHIIIIII!!!"

I screamed as the plushy swords started to hit me...

"You warned us to not to listen to you sister Mera, your orders were clear, even if you say that you take it back, we shouldn't listen to you."

Geth said as they pummeled me with nerf sword...

I CURSE YOU PREVIOUS ME!

"I CURSE YOU PAST ME, YOU HEAR ME CURSE YOU!"

I screamed in fake outrage as the swords done their work on me...

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After the beating, I sat behind my desk with the holo computer as my eyes were still red from crying, yes I know dramatic but I must have fun now that im all the time with Geth who are so good at talking as talking wall...

So zero socializing makes me into a very dull person, so as to compensate that I like to play on these little dramas with Geth, who don't look to mind my theatrics...

"Hm? What do we have there? Oh it's the time for another show?"

I said happily as I activated my camera and used my illusion tech to change me into a fully clothed quarian...

"Hello EARTH! YOUR LOVABLE ALIEN IS BACK! AND I BRING NEWS!"

I said into the camera, grinning as I started to tell them all happenings in the Citadel council, humans think that im just human with advanced tech and a good imagination, and all the talk about citadel is just a hoax story, just if they knew...

"Oh, look at that we reached MILION ONLINE VIEWERS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! I TR-- WHAT THE FUCK?! OF COURSE IM GIRL, YOU FUCKING VIRGIN ASS! NOW I WILL NOT SHOW YOU MY TITS!!!"

I screamed into the online stream with outrage.

"OF FUCK YOU TOO! NO, DO NOT BRING MY MOTHER INTO THIS, YOU LITTLE PIE-"

And they cut me off, again...

Fuckers, truly where the world goes if I cant even send someone to fuck his ass...

This deserves another hacking attempt...

"Sister Mera, why do you like to antagonize these humans so much?"

Geth asked, and I smiled.

"Oh how wrong you are Geth, this isn't antagonizing, I just using the most sacred way of the world..."

I said to Geth, who waited on my continuing.

"IM CREATING THE BIGGEST TROLLING ATTEMPT ON HUMANITY IN HISTORY!"

I just can't imagine what they and their government would feel once they find that all the thing I said to them is true and that an alien was for this entire time capable of hacking into their systems...

I knew I would get shit from the council once they find it, but I can't help it, it just so funny!

"Trolling?"

Geth said, and I smiled.

"Yes, Geth, yes embrace the dark side, find the meaning of trolling."

Maybe I shouldn't push Geth into that but I had a feeling I would find a lot of funny things in the future because of Geths...

Oh if I just knew how much I would regret it...