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(A/N: My School starts at july 1st and im not looking forward to it… its not online class.)
And what happened next was a tug of war between the two of them… it was already dark when I left full of hickeys in my body and a stray kitchen knife thats stabbed in my gut thank god for Ifrits Self Regeneration.
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«Ichirou Pov»
It's now a day after visiting Ryuuga and Kyouka… I went to a train thats going to the mall next town so I can have a date with myself.
Its one of those rare days where I just take a break from everything and just drink some coffee from starbucks away from everything.
I'm now in an outside seat thats besides three girls… all of them have unique hair colors, one has a blue hair, the other one has red hair wile the last one has pale pink hair.
Yes, these three are Aogasaki Rei, Elmira McCartney, Yukimiya Shiori.
I am desperately trying to hide myself from them since I dont want my Coffee Time to get disturbed.
As to why I'm sure they will disturb me its because they're currently discussing about Yukimiya's cooking which made Aogasaki and Elmira as pale as me. If you dont know about it Yukimiya's Cooking is as bad as Shions cooking from That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime.
They will certainly involve me in it and find a way out one way or another I dont even know if my Ifrit Regeneration will be able to save me from this one.
I may have Reactive Adaptation but it wouldn't work if I die before I get resistance to poison and adapt to it.
"Hey, Don't you think that guy looks familiar?" Guh!? No im not, Please dont pay any attention to me. I dont wanna die and get my Coffee time disturbed.
"Who?" Not who Elmira, Its where and its right next to your table.
"That guy over there." Stop it Aogasaki! You're gonna make me go bald. How can you even recognise me? I have my bangs out of the way and its not covering my eyes and I completely look different the only similarities is the pale skin and black hair so dont go jumping into conclusions.
"Oh, now that you mention it he kinda looks like Kobayashi-san." Shiori! No dont fail me like this.
"No no, Kobayashi Ichirou doesnt look like that at all the only similarities is the pale skin and black hair." Yes, you go tell them Elmira. From today onward I shall crown you as the Best Waifu of this verse.
"Kobayashi Ichirou, Doesnt have Yellow Eyes he has, Erm—… Now that I think about it I dont think I ever saw his face without his bang getting in the way." I take back what I said earlier about her being the best waifu of this verse. (A/N:He's wearing Unoticable Contacts since its not everyday you a Purple and Blue Eyes.)
"Now that I think about it me too." Ah, Shit I'm Doomed. I'm gonna quickly get out of here I should have done that earlier if only I finished my coffee faster… but as I was about to get up and run away my hand got caught by another pair of hands.
"Kobayashi-san, I didn't expect to meet you here… Please come and join us eat the beef stroganoff that I cooked earlier. Oh, but you cant eat me okay? Hehe." Silence wench! I do not wish to be horny anymore… I just wanna be happy. So please let me go I dont wanna die.
"Anyways let's go my driver should be coming to pick us up here soon." You didn't even ask for my consent.
"Actually, Yukimiya-san I have something to do today so I cant come maybe another day okay?" I need to leave quick I dont wanna die, I dont wanna die, I dont wanna die so for the second time just please let me go.
"Is it important?"
"No!, I dont think he has something that important to do today so he'll be coming with us right Kobayashi?" How do you even know that?
"N—"
"Kobayashi Ichirou shouldn't have anything important to do today since he clearly has enough time to go next town just to drink coffee." Damn you Elmira when did you learn to use your brain? Huh? I bet that you're just gonna shove all the food for me to eat.
"Oh, look my driver is here lets go everyone." Stop pulling my hand I wouldn't run anyways. Yes, I wont run away I promise.
After we got to Yukimiya's house I ended up buying Divine Protection of Poison Immunity out of sheer desperation. I dont really know how I got home after that.
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It's currently Monday and there's still no school… Tommorow will be the opening of it again so I have a day to slack off since I dont have any plans for today.
I think I should check the Dimensional Chat Group today since I cant just ignore it forever.
[Flaming Monke(Admin) is now online]
{Rimuru: Oh, the admin is now finally online @Kazuma are you online? .}
{Kazuma:Hai Hai, Kazuma Desu~}
{Flaming Monke has hidden the admin tag}
{The Flaming Monke changed his name to Ichirou.}
{Ichirou: Sup}
{Rimuru: Hey Ichirou-san, what took you so long to go online? We already figure out most of the stuffs.}
{Ichirou: Just got a problem here and there that I letted solve. Thats good it just means less explaining for me to do.}
{Kazuma: Ichirou-san seems like a lazy person}
{Rimuru: I agree}
{Ichirou: Was there something I missed when I was gone?}
{Rimuru: Nothing much, Its just that me and Kazuma figured out where both someone who got isekaid perhaps you too?}
{Ichirou: Yeah, I did get isekaid}
{Rimuru: Seems like we all have similarities… @Kazuma seems oddly quiet he's always the one who's initiating the conversation and complaining about his life as an adventurer.}
{Kazuma: Im in a quest to eliminate 6 Giant Frogs, I'm waiting for them to rise up so I wont be able to chat for awhile this useless goddess thats with me is drunk in the middle of the quest so im using her as bait}
{Rimuru: See you later Kazuma-san}
{Ichirou: +1}
[Congratulations you have reached a certain number of chats and has now activated a tutorial quest.]
[Quest: Demon Slayer]
[Objective 1: Kill Muzan]
[Objective 2: Find the Blue Spider Lily]
[Objective 3: Learn A Breathing Style]
[Required Members: 3]
[Time Before The Quest: After Kazuma Finish his Quest]
[End]
Tsk, Damn it… Its a good thing that we only get send to Demon Slayer a low end world there will be no threat to us since Rimuru is OP and can just eat a demon using predator or beelzebub depends on the timeline to be honest.
This will be a problem for my peaceful life but its not like troubles gonna come find me in a completely new universe.
{Ichirou: Hey Rimuru where are you right now?}
{Rimuru: Oh im at the goblin village I just saved… By the way did you see the quest too?}
{Ichirou: Yeah, I did I think Kazuma still hasn't seen it.}
Seems like he's still at the start of the series huh.
Ring!
Ring!
Ring!
"Hello?"
(Ichirou good morning)
"Good morning Ryuuga why did you call?"
(I just wanted to let you know me and Kyouka is gonna be eating breakfast at your house can you cook food for the three of us?)
"Sure, I'll just buy some food is that fine?"
(Thats fine too.… me and Kyouka are gonna go there now see you later Ichirou.)
"See you later."
Beep!
Beep!
Beep!
*Yawn* I'm still kinda sleepy. I wonder how long it will take Kazuma to kill all 6 Giant Frogs if I remember correctly they're immune to blunt attacks right? But Kazuma should have a sword so it wont be that long.
Wait, does time stop while were on a quest?
[Yes]
Oh thats good I dont have to worry about that then.
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(End)
Ichirou Bought Abilities
Divine Protection of First Sight, Divine Protection of Second Sight, Divine Protection of Wind Evasion, Divine Protection of Arrow Evasion, Divine Protection of Clothing, Ifrit(Date A Live), ill will manipulation, Reactive Adaptation, Divine Protection of Poison Immunity