Why.....

(Author Note: Hey, I don't know if everyone read it, but I made a warning chapter because in the last chapter I posted the wrong draft. It's pretty much like the right draft, but what changes is the curse. She can take off the cursed clothes, she just can't put on other clothes, I already fixed it.)

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(Diana POV)

''I'm so screwed....'' I'm currently just lying in the same place I woke up. Looking at the sky and the branches of the trees above me.

''What a great first day huh? First I find out that I'm completely useless, as I don't have any magic abilities or skill points. And now I find out that the fucking angel superiors just wanted to make fun of me, and now I can only wear this damn lewd outfit! Hehe....hehehe!''

''HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO LIVE FOREVER WITH THIS KIND OF CLOTHING, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!'' I got up and screamed as hard as I could, trying to alleviate my anger.

*Grooowl*

''Great....I saw in my status that I was hungry, but it's getting worse. How the hell am I going to get food....''

I'm in front of a lake. But I can't fish as I don't have any equipment with me, and even if I did, I don't know how to use a fishing pole.

I can also exclude the option to hunt animals. I mean, I don't even know where I am, and I don't have a single skill, other than the King of Duels skill. Speaking of animals, I must be careful, who knows if there are dinosaurs here or something, screaming like that was stupid of me.

''Wait! I've watched some of survival TV shows, I can use this! As much as those programs are fake, what they teach must be true, right?'' With my hope renewed, I began to try to remember the things those programs taught.

I put my hand to my chin and started to think, which is something I don't normally do much, unfortunately.'' Hmm, the sun is right above me so I have plenty of time until it gets dark.....'' Looking at the trees behind me, I started looking for mosses on the trunks.

''Okay, most of the mosses on the trunks are pointing in the same direction. So it means that this direction can be either North or South, depending on the emisphere I'm in. This doesn't help much, but it's a start.''

''Well, they always say if you're lost, always head north.....or south, I don't know which emisphere I'm at.....well, whatever. It won't be so bad if I die again, I can just beat the shit out of those damned fucking angels if this happens.''

Before walking in the direction where the mosses point, I turned and walked towards the lake, to drink water before leaving. I don't know when I'm going to find another water source, so it's better to prevent.

''Puah! I have never tasted such delicious water! Unfortunately I can't drink that much.'' Getting up, I turned around and started walking.

I need to get out of here quickly, I also learned on TV shows that, as this place is a source of water, many animals tend to gather in the same place to quench their thirst. And I don't want to turn over some animal's dinner.

Fortunately, the good thing is that since this is a forest, there will probably be plenty of fruit for me to eat.....I think.

''All right, here I go!'' With renewed vigor, I started walking north! Or south....whatever! I wouldn't be defeated that easily! Desperate my ass, you fucking superior angels!

(Four hours later)

''Huff* Huff* Where.....the fuck.... I am? Huff*'' I don't know how long I've been walking, probably three hours? During all this time, I found nothing. Whether it's fruits or animals, this is strange, very strange.

*Groooowl*

''Shit....'' Guess I won't last much longer, I am almost without strength in my legs, and I am hunger and thirst. Why the hell was I reincarnated in the middle of nowhere?!

''Wait, what is this sweet smell?'' As I lamented about life's injustices, I smelled a faint sweet smell.

*Sniff *Sniff*

Smelling it, I managed to find what was releasing this sweet scent. It was a small plant, and this plant had yellowish berries. They are the size of a strawberry, and there were several of them, strangely they were untouched.

''Is this.....food?!'' I quickly approached the plant, I crouched down and started pulling the fruits and eating them.

*Nom *Nom* Nom*

''What is this? it's soooo delicious!'' The fruits tasted like honey mixed with a slight citric flavor. After a minute, I had eaten all the fruits of the plant.

''That was good! I didn't end all my hunger, but I feel much better!'' Now that I've had some food, I can go on for a while longer. Maybe I'll find more of these fruits along the way!

I got up and started walking again but strangely after a few seconds I started to feel sleepy. '' What is this....I feel...strange'' I take another step forward, but my leg suddenly goes numb and I fall face down on the floor.

*POW*

''Ouch!''

After falling, I tried to get up again, but my body no longer responded to my commands. It's like my body is quickly going into a sleep state.

''What...what is thissss....I'm...I'm feeliiing weeeeirsh'' I can no longer feel my legs and hands. What the hell is this!

Panicked and scared, I quickly opened my system and looked at my status.

(Status)

Name: Diana;

Age: 19;

Level: 0; [EXP: 0] [Next Level: 100 XP]

Occupation: None;

Condition: Thirsty, Hungry, Cursed, Poisoned;

''Nooo waaaysh, Poishhoned? Thishh iish the fruuuith dooingw?'' Looks like I screwed up again. I forgot about something else I learned on TV shows, never eat fruits you don't know, and if they're untouched, they're probably poisonous! But hey, it's not my fault, I was hungry! Anyone would do the same thing in my situation!

''Shhhiet, I sssshould havesh watch moooorew TeeeeVeee Shooowus'' I felt my eyes slowly close, I tried to keep them open but couldn't. As I struggled to stay awake, I heard the noise of something quickly approaching. I think it's an animal that took advantage of my situation, well, looks like this is my end huh? I wish I had at least learned a spell before I died...

''Wai....''

Hm? Did I heard something?

''Are you al...''

Damn I can't hear or see right, my hearing and vision is failing

''Hold on.... I will help yo-!''

I can't take it anymore.... goodbye cruel world... and fuck you, you damn holy chickens.

I continued to fight to keep me awake, but I already lost my strength, I felt an immense weight in my eyes, and when they closed, I blacked out.