A Fake Tinder Account

Ford's POV:

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Moon B. Xiao.

One would think that to find someone with such a stupid and pointless name would be an entirely easy to do, right? Especially when the person doing the search is me and the kind of resources I have access to do the task would be limitless –of course they are right I do have a limitless approach and connections; if only I could just use them so arbitrarily without having to worry about catching the eye- 

They would think, to find one man whose name I know, whose profession I know –'potentially' because well, you see it didn't necessarily say anywhere on the reminder note that it was an interview with a 'journalist' only interview with one Moon –asshole- B Xiao, minus the asshole – But come on! It's a given, who else could be wanting to interview a drug distributors? That's only something a dorky chump would want; hence, a journalist.