One Night Stand

Ford's POV:

What the fuck is happening?

What is wrong with me? What am I even doing?

My life is going haywire ever since that Moon B. Xiao entered my life. That cursed person is not only gonna hear it from me, but boy is he going to enjoy his time when I finally get my hands on him. Or her.

Yeah, I'm still not sure if the Moon B. Xiao I have in my office is the same or not. 

I swear to god—Me, if that wretched little girl turns out to be same one I am looking for, the first thing to go is going to be that insolent tongue of hers. And oh man, am I going to enjoy doing that to her and much much more. 

I personally don't take any reference from American Psycho, as I don't consider myself a psycho nor a serial killer but she definitely calls for an exception. 

In any case, if she happens to be innocent of the crimes done against me…I might still do it any way.