Shower arguements

Do you ever come up with awesome comebacks?

I do. Always at the wrong time.

I come up with good comebacks like months after I had a huge arguement with someone.

I know it's not only me who does this but do you practice arguements that you had like years or months back?

I'm like so in the zone whenever I'm redoing my arguements from the past, AND winning them, but when I realize that I came up with a comeback way to late,

I cry and eat.

(T_T)

(sometimes I wonder if my showerhead Is slowly dying from watching me argue myself)