STUPID F*CKING GNATS

I remember this one summer, where I was riding my bike and I happened to see a bunch of dust particles close together in the sun light.

I thought to myself "Dust outside? Okay . . . Whatever," And so I was yawning while I road my bike through the big "dust".

Turns out it was stupid Gnats.

Yes, those tiny bug thingys that form an army around some light.

Man, do I hate them.

Anyways, my face went through the army of gnats, and my mouth was open.

Ugh, remembering this makes me want to EWEWGHHEWGHEWGHEGWHE.

Yes, I felt them on my tongue.

*PUKES

BUT THE THING IS, I WAS LIKE "THE HELL WAS THAT?" Then I closed my mouth and felt all of the gnats on the roof of my mouth, and my tongue.

STUPID GNATS.