Sports

Whenever my friends and I used to hang out, they would talk about sports such as soccer, football, baseball, and basketball. Then they would be like "Omg did you see that last game? 23 literally made such a hard dunk" (I'm sorry. I have no idea what the hell that means T^T). I would just nod and laugh. Nod and laugh awkwardly. Then they would ask me to play basketball with them and I would be like "haha . . . actually, you know maybe like uh . . . I'll be the dude with the whistle because whistles are cool." Best excuse in my whole life. The mistake I made in basketball once was when I held the ball and didn't dribble it wherever I went. I had no idea you were supposed to dribble like . . . every second. Sorry to the basketball fans and players or sport fans.

I'm so, so, so dumb when it comes to sports.

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