Yoruichi V. Soichiro

It was now Friday, January 16th. This was nice to know because Valentines day will be arriving in a few weeks. Soichiro was a romantic at heart and somehow usually ended up writing short stories about two lovers falling in love. I do not have a single clue on why he does that. It probably fills his heart since he never gets any gifts on Valentines day. Wait, why are we even talking about this? That holiday is not coming around for a short while, it is best to move those thoughts out of his mind. Moving on, Soichiro walked down stairs in his school uniform and dashed to the kitchen. He reached for a cup of juice, only for it to be snatched at the very last moment. He was going to make a complaint but stopped once he saw who he was facing. It was the Man in Black! He looked down on Soichiro and gave him a friendly wave, "Hello, Giove XII. I am from Italy, same as your mother. Sorry to intrude in your home but I have business to take care of with Lucia." He told the boy before walking out of the kitchen. Lucia stood in front of the man and headbutted him once she saw him. Of course, he retaillited with his own headbutt and now they stared at each other with wild eyes.

"I HAVE BUSINESS, LUCIA!!", he said with his teeth looking razor sharp. Same goes for his mother and she once again hit him with a headbutt, "YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?! HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU A BLOODY SANDWICH!?" Her shouts filled the streets of Namimori and the house seemed to be wrecked from all the shouting. Finally, the fighting ended and they all sat in the dining room. It was now time to have a talk about her decision with Soichiro and the Mafia. "So. What's your decision, Luci?", he stated with a monotone voice. It was clear that this is no joking matter, you could see two beasts sitting across each other while a boy was a spectator.  These guys were not playing around from the looks of it. "As I have told you many times, I do not want my son joining the mafia. You know very well how dangerous it is, considering how you've been in a few wars. You, one of the strongest hitmen in this world, have witnessed five times the amount of bloodshed I have." He nodded in response and pulled out a lollipop then passed it over to Lucia. She, without the slightest hesitation, accepted his gift and began to lick on the lollipop. She eagerly accepted a lollipop from a hitman, ONE OF THE STRONGEST, and thinks it is not poisoned or tainted? She is a very un-cautious human.

"Yes, you are right. I have participated in a few mafia wars over the course of my expertise. I have lost many friends, that is true, but I did not let their sacrifices go in vain." He said with a cold tone that sent shivers down Soichiro's spine. Being in the same room with two professional hitmen was a very scary experience, thus is why I advise you to not partake in the mafia. "Lucia, give me a chance here. I'm not doing it because Italy needs the successor of Giove XI, but because... he has a small percentage of becoming a strong hitman. I want to make that a reality. Of course, it is up to you if he is granted the permission of training under me." The hitman said with Lucia sighing loudly at his words. Especially at the mention of Giove XI. Soichiro wondered if she had a grudge against the guy.

"Goddamnit, FINE! I'll let you make him into a fucking hitman for the stupidest reason!! Only under two conditions: You have to promise me that you will do everything in your power to not let him die, even if the current boss orders you to. Two, ACTUALLY FUCKING TUTOR HIM!!", her shouts made the hitman's ears bleed a little and he smiled in response. Dude was definitely a masochist. "Alright, I accept those conditions. All I want... is your delicious donuts." He said with his hands rubbing together. In complete unison, both Soichiro and Lucia felt dumbfounded at his remark. It was completely out of character for a murderer, a mafia member at that, to act like a child on a Saturday morning. Soichiro immediately stood up and had his arms out, frantically waving everywhere to gain the attention of the two adults in the room. "W-WAIT A MINUTE! I NEVER AGREED TO BECOME A MAFIA BOSS-", he was cut off by surprise to hear the door bell ring. He rushed to open the door and was caught off-guard to see Yoruichi, his new classmate. "Yo! 'Sup Soichiro." He gave his friend a wave and Soichiro looked at him with a tired expression. Did someone leak his address again? Why on earth would they do that... ugh. Well, bullies are bullies. Can't change that. "Hey, Yoru. Why are you here, did you need something?", he asked of the boy and his facial expression became much more serious than it was before. It wasn't hard to see that the situation had been very serious. "I challenge you to a battle. I wish to become the next GIOVE BOSS." So Yoruichi is challenging a highly inexperienced Soichiro.

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"I have no intentions of being the next boss-", his mouth was covered with a hand and he tried his best to break free of it. He didn't prevail in that badly because he was barely making the hand move. "Yes, he will be there shortly. Tomorrow, are you free then?" The hitman asked of Yoruichi and he nodded. Tomorrow would be a horrible day for Soichiro, since it would be the day he died to one of his new "friends". The hitman removed his hand from Soichiro's mouth and patted him on the shoulder. How come this guy gets to decide who he fights and when?! He never even agreed to wanting to become a mafia boss. Life throws so much crap at him and for what reason?! He doesn't do anything! "Why does he want to fight me? I don't want to join this stupid mafia crap!", Soichiro said to the hitman and he turned around then walked off. Soichiro stood there with a frustrated shout and ran back into his house. He hid in his room and cursed the man with every word under the sun. Less than three minutes in, this guy chooses to force Soichiro into a battle where he is not winning at all. Lucia tapped on his door to gain the attention of the thirteen year old, "I'm sorry... I know you aren't ready for this business but knowing them, there will be other successors that will kill you to gain the status of a boss. Renovatio will be training you for the purpose of getting you strong enough to handle it on your own. I'm sorry, baby..." her words trailed off before walking away from his door and silently crying. This is so unfair. Our poor boy did not go to school that day.

Soichiro woke up at dawn and went to see his mom baking breakfast for him. Maybe yesterday was just a horrible dream; perhaps it was all just a long, ruthless dream. That didn't seem to be the case as his tutor, Renovatio, was eating a few biscuits with his hat on his lap. Renovatio did have amazingly bright, yellow hair and his eyes were teal. Now that I think about it, I have seen Lucia stare at that man's eyes more than once. His eyes were beautiful. Anywho, Soichiro sat at the table with Renovatio and waited for his breakfast. "Soichiro, you'll be spending the day with Reno. You should eat up so you can be all big and strong!", Lucia exclaimed as she passed a plate to her son that had plenty of pancakes perched upon it. All that was needed to complete his Saturday morning was syrup and he'd be happy. And so syurp was added to the mix, a very stuffed Soichiro gave his mother a thumbs up and burped loudly. His face became red in embarrassment and raced out of there to the dining room. He tripped on air, I don't fucking know how, and fell face-first into the ground. Renovatio stared at his body, "You really are helpless." He said with a chuckle and picked the boy up by his collar. He then carried him to his room and forced him to get into his casual clothing. Soichiro, out of absolute fear, did as he was told and did not utter a single word as they exited his home.

"Reno, I have a question. Where are we going?", Soichiro asked of his tutor. Renovatio laughed once again and wrapped his arm around Soichiro's neck. They gained the attention of passing civilians and he was struggling to get out the hitman's grasp. Jesus Christ, these guys are so strong! "To answer your question, remember the guy who asked to fight you yesterday? Well, we are going to your school. It was the location he asked us to go to." Renovatio said as Soichiro began to remember the way to Namimori Middle School. He began to scream for help but was silenced by Renovatio's hand. Soon, the two boys got to the described location and went towards the gym. They saw a Yoruichi in total seriousness. He had his hands in his pockets and looked up to see Soichiro with a devilish smile, "So you came. I thought you would turn chicken and run away." Yoruichi told the young boy and he backed up in fear. Renovatio pushed him forward, straight into Yoruichi, and he fell down on his butt. He scooted away and got up to see Yoruichi charging at him. He quickly moved to the right and Yoruichi hit a wall with a small groan. Everytime Yoruichi attempted to tackle him, Soichiro would just move out of the way and continue running away like a wimp. "IS THAT ALL YOU CAN DO, GIOVE XII?!" Yoruichi bellowed.

In the shadows, Renovatio had his gun pointed at Soichiro's head and grinned. "Come on, you can't keep dodging forever. You need to be in a closeup confrontation." He said as he fired a red bullet at the back of Soichiro's head.

"So... this is how I die... I could have won if my life depend on it..." he thought to no one in particular. He jumped up into the air immediately and looked down at Yoruichi. A orange-brown flame could be seen on his forehead, which was covered by his hair.

"REBORN!!"

He shouted as gravity did its course and made him fall to the ground. Again, he got back up and charged towards Yoruichi. He barely had any time to react as a fist was sent towards his face, he quickly ducked at the last second and stepped a few meters back. "This is what I was expecting out of you!", Yoruichi thought as he ran towards Soichiro and attempted to do a kick while in mid-air. This failed because Soichiro saw his ankle a few inches from his shoulder and grabbed it with his right hand. He, with his now superhuman strength, forced Yoruichi's body to hit the ground. The impact was far greater than he had expected, to be honest. A small, human sized crater was formed once his body hit the earth. "Damn, maybe I put a little too much in that bullet." Renovatio said as the effects of the bullet wore off. Soichiro looked to see Yoruichi, who was too busy laughing about his loss. "You are far better than I expected, boss! Your amazing!", Yoruichi said as he got up and shook hands with Soichiro. He was so confused with Yoru and simply went with it. Since he knew he was not going to shut up, even with his objections.

"Winner serves loser. That is how it works in the mafia." Renovatio said as he picked up Soichiro around the waist and had him in a position where he felt like a surfboard. Soichiro had so many complaints to file against Yoruichi and Renovatio, but they were all muffled out as tape was placed on his mouth. He is getting treated so wrong!

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Sorry for the delay, guys. Internet is so ass! Also, Yoruichi is now the first person to be recruited into the family. This is all way too sudden for Soichiro, who had just recently started training to become a mafia boss!

Soichiro: Yeah yeah, cut the bullshit. Anyways, we'll see yall next time!

Yoruichi: wait, let me-

Goodbye! See yall later!