Creation Is Hard

"So you don't really remember?" Rohmn asked as if a genius with that smug face if his. "My, my. I feel like not telling you would be more fun..."

Dang that Rohmn, that was his last words before leaving my dimension. Although he was quite helpful today, Rohmn wasn't really that helpful before. Rather, he would mock those that needs help like some kind of boss. Now it's just me again in my dimens-wait... I'm no longer alone.

I focused my senses in the living room, and there, Methero is still sitting on the air. Oh higher gods, she's so pretty even in that form. Looks like she's not treating it as a punishment but rather, a blessing with that happy look on her face. Wait, dang it! I'm practically alone with a girl right now! Plus, it's a guarantee that nobody will bother us since we are the only beings on this dimension, or should I say the entire world. GAHAAAHHH!!!

No, get it together Rym. You are a god, and therefore must act like one. Be intimidating, be fierce. This is how a god should be...

Hmm.. Looks like I didn't tell her for how long the punishment was supposed to be. I believe I should go... Ahh!!! I sway my head left to right. Don't be captivated, just teleport towards her and tell her it's enough. Okay, here I go... I closed my eyes and teleported in front of Methero.

"Methero, you have done well," I slowly opened my eyes. "You can stop no-"

"Ah, my god! So sorry, I rested. I became tired..." M-methero was on the ground with her legs open. Dang, I didn't notice her dress design until now. It revealed her slender legs, clearer than day. "My god?.."

"Gyaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!" I didn't notice myself run towards the nearest door and hid. "N-n-n-nothing, just feeling the fresh air around here..." Dear gods she's so hot! I'm afraid I might lose my mind and create a half god monster which would end the world! My world! I better be careful, no, more like she better be careful around me...

"My god..." Methero stood up. "Am I inconveniencing you?.."

"NO!! NOT AT ALLALALALALALLL!!!" now I just wish she was a guy. Surely I won't be like this... that way. But still, she looked like she's sulking...

"....." Methero held her hands on her chest.

"Ahh... Methero,"

"Yes my dear god?!?!" and her tail began wagging wild.

"Uhhh... Eight Tier Restoration huh... You're quite amazing Methero..."

"No, no! It's you who's amazing my dear god, for making me like this..." is she blushing?! She's blushing right?!?!.

"Aah, hahaha. I guess so..." this is getting nowhere. "So, off to creating my world then!!"

"Oh, I see," she then stood firm and bowed her head. "May you be exalted for all eternity."

"Ah, haha! Aahh..." I then teleported back to where I was before. Making soil.

And so, I was peacefully making soil and whistling to myself in complete solitude. Well, at least until I felt the presence of a pair of eyes staring at me from the castle. The stare felt like the a predator to its prey, making me feel like a bunny being stalked by an eagle. I moved a bit to a nearby tree to hide myself. But it was no use, it was like the stare would pass through the tree or any obstacle. But man, I sure hope there would be a faster way to finish my world. Almerra had a stellar star so here was easier. Rohmn... well, the fact that he was able to bet it meant that its done. Perhaps I should go to a god print shop to see if there's anything I could use. Other gods could make an hectare of soil in just one command. As for me, the least I could make per command is about the size of a table. Well, that's what I get for being third to the last in ranking, or was it fourth. Anyway, I better buy something useful from the god print shop.

"Methero," I believe she could hear me.

"Yes my god!" and she appeared behind me the moment I finished her name.

"Uhmm... I'm going out to buy something I could use in the god print shop. So I'll leave the dimension again to you... Is that ok?"

"Yes, indeed!!" ahh, just looking at her wagging tail is like pure bliss.

"Ahh, ok. Then I'll see you later," I opened up a portal towards Godland. ""I'll be going now."

Methero bowed her head and raised her dress while crossing her legs, "Please he safe dear god."

And so, here I am in front of a god print shop. It looked more like a small grocery store. Most high grade godprints are sold in high graded godprint shops, and they cost a lot. God prints are being made almost everyday, but only every two years is when a god print can be approved. All new god prints start off by being introduced in god conferences. Here, gods would do their best to advertise their god print to be approved for testing. The quality of a god print is always tried and tested by experts before releasing it to be approved by higher ranking authorities. Once approved, it can now be sold to god print shops. But that's all a god print could be. All approved god prints will be submitted to the greatest event known as GodChosen where they will be ranked according to usefulness, effectiveness, creativity, etc. This is an event held every seventy years. Here, ten god prints will be ranked and be given special awards. This is like every creator's dream. Well not me, since all I ever want is a stable dimension with normal creations and all. I don't strive to be the best of something, ordinary is already fine.

"Hmmm... High quality land, fertile farm soil, liquid rock, clay mountain..." wait, why am I looking for soil? I'm here to look for means of creating faster.

God prints are sold in flat blue plastic boards with white lines inside a plastic wrapping with the details written in paper. Here in a small god print shop, tons of god prints are being sold. Mostly are standard god prints with low quality, but useful in some sense.

"Hey it's you again," a man in long colorful hair and a headband came to me.

"Hey, what's up Dorus," he's the owner of the shop.

"So whatcha need this time? Some plants? Birdies? Or maybe you're finally interested in those-"

"Don't need them..."

"Okay, okay. So what do you want?"

"Do you have anything that could help me in creating faster?"

"Creating faster? Create what specifically?.."

"Well, my world..."

"That's quite vague, specifically which part?"

"Uhh... soil..." for some reason I felt embarrassed.

"Can you not just copy existing data of your world and paste it at a certain location? It helps you know."

"Well I would if I could. Copy and paste process requires existence, space, and memory data at full potential. I'm not really best at those," I only scratch the back of my head.

"Hmmm... I guess you won't find anything useful in here. Perhaps the hardware shop or appliance stores might have something for you relating to that matter. I mean, you'll only find things to create here. Nothing more nothing less."

"Well, you're right. I guess I got too much into thinking again. Thanks anyway," I then turned my back to leave.

"If by any chance you'll be interested in tho-"

"NO!" and I hurried outside and left.

The nearest appliance store is like five blocks away. I could get a ride on my own but I'm saving right now so I guess I'll walk. As soon as I reached a road wth fewer gods....

"Psssttt!"

I turned my head tosee of I was the one being called out to, only to find a shady looking person in a black sweater, black leather pants, a black bonnet, and shades getting closer to me while looking left and right at the surroundings.

I got careful so I went near to someone who was having a holographic call in case of emergency.

"Psssttt!! You, come here for a moment..." the shady person stopped halfway.

"Why don't you come closer?" I spoke in a completely bored voice.

He had no other choice and cane closer. As soon as he did, he opened his inventory where I saw tins of stuff. Mostly were food packs and a bed? Is he homeless or something?

"Perhaps you're interested in any of these," he then took out some items from his inventory. Turned out he took out some godprints, five of them, and extended to me. "I promise you, these won't fail you."

"These are..." I took them to see for myself what these could be. "Unapproved godprints right?"

"Ssshhhh!!! These may be unapproved but they're quite something. I assure you these won't fail you..." he's starting to feel more suspicious.

"World guardian, artificial sunlight, life tree, all purpose salt, god clone?" the last one got me intrigued. "God clone? What does this mean?"

"Hehe... This godprint allows you to copy your own data, everything, and duplicate it to another existence. A complete copy of yourself. This way you could relax and do whatever you want while you're clone does everything for you."

"Hmmm..." the fact that a god can be cloned is sure to be fake. Perhaps it meant only to create a Mecha type or something. It would be nice to have two of me, that way creation is sure to be done quickly with two minds together.

"So, what's you're say? Interested?" despite the shades covering his eyes, I can feel the sneakiness in them.

The product does pick on one's interest. Creation is hard, and only the god of that dimension has the capability to do so. I am in need of a faster way to create my world...

I looked at the god in front of me, I then looked at nothing as I thought to myself. I repeated this step for at least five times before I decided.

"No."

And there I was, in front of an appliance shop. It doesn't look that grand, with the top floor as a house for the owner and all.

"Morclous's Appliances huh," I then opened the glass door sideways and entered. "Excuse me..."

"YES?! YES?! CAN I HELP YOU?!?!" and out came a woman in large glasses. With red pointy hair, very pointy, wearing what looked like a lab coat but with a hood. The lab coat seemed three times bigger than what's intended for her. "FINALLY! SOMEONE TO ENTERTAIN!!!"

A lot of noise was produced as she would bump from one appliance to another. Finally as she came near...

"WHAT DO YOU WANT?! WHAT DO YOU NEED?! JUST TELL ME?!" this woman's face is almost a lips distance from mine. "HERE IN MORCLOUS'S APPLIANCES, MY APPLIANCES, WE HAVE ANYTHING, EVERYTHING, AND NOTHING!!!"

"Ah, well..." I stepped back a little bit. "I'm just looking for something that might be useful in-"

"USEFUL!! OH, WE HAVE PLENTY OF THOSE THINGS HERE!!" She suddenly grabbed my hand and pulled me further inside. I had no other choice but to go along.

We then passed by some weird looking devices and mechanisms. From different shapes and sizes, she introduced me to some weird things.

"USEFUL RIGHT?! CHECK OUT THIS VOICE CHANGER!! IT ALLOWS YOU TO CHANGE THE QUALITY OF YOUR VOICE!! EVEN REACH THEM HIGH NOTES!!"

"Ah, well I mean -"

"OVER HERE, WE HAVE THE MINI WORLD MAKER, IT ANALYZES THE WORLD YOU ARE IN AND MAKES A MINI VERSION OF IT!! SEE?! SEE?!"

"Yes, but-"

"AND GERE WE HAVE THE STELLAR STAR PRODUCER!!"

"Seriously?! Stellar Star?!" I hope this is like a hundred percent legit.

"OF COURSE!! LET ME SHOW YOU!!" She then went on clicking some stuff on what looked like an antique music player and from the trumpet like thingy, came out a poorly pillow shaped like a star. Oh gods... "VERY FLUFFY AND CUTE!!"

"Uhh, I would like to speak out what I need..." for some reason, I felt betrayed by my expectations. Maybe I should just be satisfied with those EP plants.

"Zahirah! You're at it again!" a loud womanly voice was heard above a stairway l reading to more products. "Oh, dear customer. Please forgive her. She always does this everytime I turn my back for a moment."

I looked up and there, a woman who looked exactly like her was there. The only problem is that she wasn't wearing a gigantic lab coat and her aura is so womanly.

"I'm Morclous, the real owner. Now, what can I get you?"

And so, I was entertained by the real Morclous in her private office. I also told her about my predicament, "And so, that's why I need something to create faster..."

"Hmmm... Based on my understanding, your problem now is not really that related to this attacker," well she does have a point. "Still, I've heard of a similar problem."

"Huh?" what does she mean.

"Me and Zahirah have an older brother, and he's working at a research factory. He told us one of their clients got attacked by a crimson being too."